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Hayden Panettiere and Ryan Gosling might be together

December 11th, 2007Respond

Hayden Panettiere was at the Chateau Marmont over the weekend having lunch and changing her sunglasses three times in a possible attempt at finding one that gave her the bug-eye look people in Hollywood love so much. Eventually, Ryan Gosling made his way over to her table (because bug-eyes are lovely this time of year) …

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Hayden Panettiere left the gym

December 4th, 20072 comments

Hayden Panettiere left the gym in some short shorts the other day. It’s always amazed me that some women are comfortable wearing these ass grabbing Under Armour shorts to a testosterone laced gym knowing full well that the classes they take require them to bend over in front of guys. Sometimes it’s a little distracting …

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Hayden has jungle fever

November 23rd, 20075 comments

Every white woman, at one time or another, has wondered if the stereotype is true. Hayden Panetierre is wondering if Ne-Yo has the answer.
The brothas must hate feeling like sexual objects. Every woman who wants the Mandingo experience seeks them out. They take a walk on the wild side, then go back to their lily-white …

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Nerdlingers unite!

November 19th, 20071 comment

Over the weekend, Hayden Panettiere patronized the fanboys at the SciFi Convention in New York City. Ever the trooper — the stormtrooper? — , she gamely listened to spirited discussions on Jar Jar Binks and the mythology of Star Wars. Here, she pretends to be happy and poses with two people with too much time …

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Hayden Panettiere is a criminal

November 15th, 20072 comments

A warrant is out for Hayden Panettiere’s arrest in Japan after she and fellow surfers attempted to stop the annual dolphin slaughtering festival. The activists failed and quickly fled the country to avoid being arrested for trespassing.
When asked what the arrest warrant could mean, Panettiere replied, “Potentially jail, but I doubt it.”
Oh, I think the …

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Hayden Panettiere couldn’t save the dolphins

November 2nd, 20074 comments

Hayden Panettiere failed to save the dolphins at the annual dolphin slaughtering festival in Japan. The anti-whaling group known as Sea Shepherd paddled out on surfboards towards a secret cove to try and stop local fisherman from killing those delicious yet intelligent mammals. They were defeated by the advanced weaponry wielded by their foes, a …

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Hayden Panettiere saves dolphins in her bikini

October 30th, 20072 comments

Hayden Panettiere attended a peaceful demonstration in Japan to save the whales or dolphins or whatever it is these hippies are saving today. The local fisherman weren’t happy and almost had them arrested, but some last minute negotiations allowed them to continue praying for the ocean’s tastiest mammals.
Hayden Panettiere, star of TVs hit series Heroes, …

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Does this count as a Hayden Panettiere upskirt?

October 5th, 20071 comment

Sure, it’s up her skirt, but it’s pretty much the same thing as her in a bikini. It’s like a Dove Bar and regular ice cream. They’re both cold and made from practically the same thing. The only difference is the Dove Bar has a yummy outer layer you have to take off to get …

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