Hayden Panettiere traveled to Paris with the Heroes cast where she wore this. I’m going to call it a shawl. It’s the same thing old ladies wear when they sit in their rocking chair and knit sweaters for their cats. In a way, she looks like a superhero. Who does she think she is? Batman? …

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I thought FHM was ending, but apparently not because they just came out with a new issue featuring Masi Oka and Hayden Panettiere on the cover or covers depending on how you look at it. You probably overdosed on this chick by now, but Heroes is a sweet show so I’m going to let this …

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Hayden Panettiere did an ad for milk and, gosh, you people have dirty minds. Dirty, filthy minds.

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I remember back in the day when everyone was counting down to the Olsen twin’s 18th birthday. When they turned 18, it just went downhill. Now, they look like methed up goths (I meant to write that. I don’t have a lisp). This will probably be the same for Hayden Panettiere. She turns 18 today, …

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Hayden Panettiere had to be escorted out of Saddle Ranch restaurant in West Hollywood by police the other day because she’s a big star now. You’re on one hit television show and all of a sudden you’re too good to be hounded by your fans who send you feces smeared birthday cards every week. I …

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When not in a bikini or licking her butt, Hayden Panettiere walks around in really short shorts. Sometimes with her boyfriend, that douche from Laguna Beach. If you’re wondering, there’s no point to these pictures other than to belittle that guy from Laguna Beach. I think his name is dork or it sounds something like …

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So… Hayden Panettiere is still 17, huh? August 21, you say? *scuttles away* A LOT more after the jump.

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Here’s Hayden Panettiere on the set of Heroes making out with a guy. TMZ also posted the above picture of her picking her thong and licking her hand. I’m not sure the pictures are related, but if they are, that’s fine. I don’t mind a woman who enjoys licking her own ass. I’m a little …

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