Chicken Little says: “Heather Graham’s breasts are falling! Heather Graham’s breasts are falling!”
Poor Heather Graham. She found moderate success in Boogie Nights but lost it after doing films like Say It Isn’t So and Gray Matters. Now she has saggy boobs which means she’s all but unemployable in Hollywood. The only thing she can do …
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When you have as awesome a rack as Heather Graham, you should do what she did at the G-Star Fashion Show. Show them off through a see-through top. Yes, Heather’s commitment to excellence never ceases to amaze me. “Why can’t you be more like Heather,” I always yell at Jessica Alba making sure I stand …
Since his split from Michelle Williams, Heath Ledger has been sowing his wild oats. His black book reads like a casting call for Hollywood’s top models and actresses. Kate Hudson, Helena Christensen and now add Heather Graham and Gemma Ward to the mix. According to the New York Post,
“He’s following Gemma around everywhere,” a Page …
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I watched Beauty and Geek yesterday. I was pretty disappointed since I thought beauty meant something along the lines of hot, but I found out in tv world it means ugly and annoying. There were possibly two attractive girls, some average girls, one girl who looked like Brooke Hogan and another was so wholly unattractive …
Sheesh the site was slow yesterday. I’ll be moving hosts soon, very soon. Probably during Christmas when the only people visiting this site are drunk and choking on their own vomit.
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Lindsay Lohan won’t be …
