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Heather Mills, I Ain’t Sayin’ She’s a Gold Digger…

But, now that Ms. Mills has parlayed her one-legged sympathy act into a $50 million payday, it’s time to celebrate. Heather landed in New York to spend some of that ... Read More »

Heather Mills Wants More

Not content with a ruling giving her $50 million and $70,000 a year, Heather Mills wants to overturn the ruling and bleed more money out of Paul McCartney. To do ... Read More »

Heather Mills Is Rich, Rich, Rich

Heather Mills made off with $50 million in her divorce settlement with Paul McCartney. Peg leg said Paul offered her $30 million to settle, but she wanted $250 million. Originally, ... Read More »

Heather Mills Falls on Her Ass

Well, this doesn’t have the same “oomph” as a prosthetic leg flying across the stage, but it’ll do. At the end of her routine on “Dancing With the Stars”, Heather ... Read More »

Heather Mills Wanted a Gay Guy

The “Dancing With the Stars” amputee wanted a gay guy as a partner to avoid any rumors of a romance. Instead, Heather Mills got Jonathan Roberts. “Jonathan turned up and I ... Read More »

The Disabled Hate Heather Mills

The one-legged ex-wife of Paul McCartney is set to debut on Dancing With the Stars this season. A disabled group in her native Britain have taken offense claiming her appearance ... Read More »

In Other News

Mariah Carey thinks she’s going to be mistaken for a porn star. Not with those chunky thighs she’s not. [Celebrity Smack] Posh Spice threatens lawsuit. She thinks her jeans are more ... Read More »