A while back, Heidi Klum made a guest appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show where she admitted to staring at Seal’s huge package during their …

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Cynics might argue that the term “camel toe” was coined way before these three year old pictures of Heidi Klum on the runway ever appeared. …

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Amazing news of the day. These clothes are painted onto Heidi Klum’s naked body; severely impacting my ability to stand up without facing utter humiliation …

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Heidi Klum and Seal were waiting for their car outside of Madeo in West Hollywood on Tuesday. The paps were there giving him “props”, but …

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You’re telling me that I can use the same awful shtick in every single one of my movies and people will still fawn over them …

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I have this strange feeling that if you were to break up with Heidi Klum, you might literally die.

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That should do it. Now I’m off the save the world one marshmallow at a time. As always, more under the cut.
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I split the show up into 3 parts because Wordpress is a little bitch. I hate you Wordpress.
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