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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Regret Being Douchebaggy Asses

In an interview with The Daily Beast, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, who now live at Spencer’s parents’ beach house in Santa Barbara because they are penniless, regret everything they’ve ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Works Out 14 Hours a Day

Because Heidi Montag has nothing better to do than to pour champagne down her gaping maw and over her plastic breasts at Wet Republic in Vegas once a month, she ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Blew $2m on Her Music Career

I didn’t keep track of how many times I sighed while reading this. I just know it was a lot. It wasn’t because of the fact that Heidi Montag threw ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Was Lying About Everything

On Thursday, Heidi Montag whined to Us that Jennifer Aniston banned her from the Just Go With It movie premiere because she was too polarizing. If you didn’t know already, ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Banned Heidi Montag From Her Movie Premiere

Heidi Montag may have a bit part in a movie with a couple A-list actors but that doesn’t give her credibility. Hence, why Jennifer Aniston banned her from the premiere ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Turned Down ‘Dancing With the Stars’

File this under, “Whaaaaa?” According to RadarOnline, Heidi Montag, who’s now 90% plastic parts, was forced to turn down a role on Dancing With the Stars due to a contractual ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Feels Like Edward Scissorhands

For sympathy and a paycheck, Heidi Montag boo-hooed to Life & Style about the 10 plastic surgeries she willingly underwent that left her bruised and scarred for life. Heidi admits ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Cancels the Divorce

Heidi Montag will no longer be looking to divorce Spencer Pratt because their fake divorce publicity plot has finally come to a close. The story is the two reunited in ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Back Together?

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s divorce may have been just for show. Shocking, I know. Pratt says his detainment in Costa Rica for “accidentally” bringing a 9MM and 45MM handgun ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Gives Good Advice

Heidi Montag is an imbecile. She’d probably be eating cardboard right now if someone hadn’t told her it’s not one of the four major food groups. She’s about as smart ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Ends Sex Tape Negotiations

Heidi Montag has “pulled the kill switch” on negotiations with Vivid to release her sex tape. Sources say Spencer’s rep told Steven Hirsch of Vivid, “Heidi’s made it very clear ... Read More »

Karissa Shannon Admits to Heidi Montag Sex Tape

Karissa Shannon finally admits to making a sex tape with Heidi Montag but swears that she never wanted anyone to see it. While out to promote her new signature milkshake with ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Wants Her G-Cups Removed

Nine months ago, Heidi Montag underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day. One of the procedures she had done was to pump her breasts up to a G-cup. Now, Heidi ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Wants Her Sex Tape Money

Playmate Karissa Shannon admitted earlier this week that she did film a sex tape with Heidi Montag but that she’d sue if it ever came out. Now Heidi is secretly ... Read More »

Heidi Montag and Karissa Shannon Made a Sex Tape

Good news and bad news. Good news: The Heidi Montag sex tape that Spencer Pratt is shopping around might not feature him at all. Bad news: It will still feature ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi Are Releasing a Sex Tape

Celebrity douchebag Spencer Pratt is shopping around a sex tape of him and his ex, Heidi Montag. Naturally, Vivid Entertainment has already been contacted. TMZ isn’t sure whether this is ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt Says His Marriage Was a Sham

On Friday, Spencer Pratt was served with divorce papers. Real ones. Not the ones that MTV drew up and leaked to the media. Shortly after, Spencer told PEOPLE that his entire ... Read More »

No One Wants to Buy Heidi and Spencer’s Fake Stories

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are going through a fake separation for their show. Their newest story that they made up is that Heidi may have had an affair with ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is Committed to This Fake Divorce Thing

Going to the Santa Monica Courthouse to file for legal separation so you can reconcile on the season finale of your show to bump up ratings is the new no ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer’s Split a Publicity Stunt

Hey, guess what guys? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s split is only a publicity stunt masterminded by Spencer. I know, I couldn’t believe it either. A friend tells PopEater, “They ... Read More »