Now that Amanda Bynes has taken to sleeping in malls such as The Beverly Center in LA, it’s time for the lowest common denominator to offer her help.
Dead-faced talentless sub-D-lister Heidi Montag underwent a breast reduction having her ridiculously sized F’s brought down to more manageable C’s.
Because Heidi Montag’s star has fallen pretty far pretty quickly, she agreed to host Crazy Horse III’s three year anniversary in Vegas on Friday night.
What’s a washed up ex-reality tv show star who’s injected herself with more plastic than a model airplane factory to do now that her 15 minutes are up?
In an interview with The Daily Beast, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, who now live at Spencer’s parents’ beach house in Santa Barbara because they are penniless, regret everything they’ve done in their made up lives.
Because Heidi Montag has nothing better to do than to pour champagne down her gaping maw and over her plastic breasts at Wet Republic in Vegas once a month, she spends 14 hours a day just working out.
On Thursday, Heidi Montag whined to Us that Jennifer Aniston banned her from the Just Go With It movie premiere because she was too polarizing.
Heidi Montag may have a bit part in a movie with a couple A-list actors but that doesn’t give her credibility.
File this under, “Whaaaaa?” According to RadarOnline, Heidi Montag, who’s now 90% plastic parts, was forced to turn down a role on Dancing With the Stars due to a contractual agreement she signed when working on The Hills.
For sympathy and a paycheck, Heidi Montag boo-hooed to Life & Style about the 10 plastic surgeries she willingly underwent that left her bruised and scarred for life.
Heidi Montag will no longer be looking to divorce Spencer Pratt because their fake divorce publicity plot has finally come to a close.
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s divorce may have been just for show.
Heidi Montag is an imbecile. She’d probably be eating cardboard right now if someone hadn’t told her it’s not one of the four major food groups.
Heidi Montag has “pulled the kill switch” on negotiations with Vivid to release her sex tape.
Karissa Shannon finally admits to making a sex tape with Heidi Montag but swears that she never wanted anyone to see it.
Nine months ago, Heidi Montag underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day.
Playmate Karissa Shannon admitted earlier this week that she did film a sex tape with Heidi Montag but that she’d sue if it ever came out.
Good news and bad news. Good news: The Heidi Montag sex tape that Spencer Pratt is shopping around might not feature him at all.