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Heidi Montag Is Addicted to Plastic Surgery

In the new issue of PEOPLE, Heidi Montag, 23, reveals that she’s addicted to plastic surgery. In a bid to be “the best me”,  Heidi decided to get sliced up ... Read More »

How Fitting

Heidi and Spencer pretty much dressed up as themselves for Halloween by donning attention whore costumes in the form of Jon and Kate Gosselin. I, for one, can barely ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is a Good Sister

If you thought Spencer Pratt was the biggest douchebag ever, think again. He might have competition. Appropriately, it comes from his wife Heidi Montag. Heidi’s sister Holly celebrated her 26th at ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt Considering Self-Castration

The flesh bearded bitch from the Hills had an interview with PopWrap of the New York Post and admitted that his wife is a scandalous, lecherous wench who will go ... Read More »

Kristin Cavallari Created a Monster

Kristin Cavallari admitted to Dan Levy on “The Hills Aftershow” that she is responsible for introducing Heidi and Spencer to each other. I would normally have the uncontrollable desire ... Read More »

Yes, a Loophole

Spencer Pratt feels there’s only two options to choose from should Heidi ever get pregnant. Unfortunately, suicide is not one of them. He tells MTV News, “What happens if ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Calls Out Heidi Montag

Audrina Patridge, hot on the press junket promoting her new slasher flick Sorority Row, has taken it upon herself to throw a few potshots Heidi Montag’s way–specifically, Heidi’s recent foray ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is the New Michael Jackson

Speaking with MTV’s The After Show, Spencer Pratt declared his wife Heidi Montag to be the “new, modern day, 2010 Michael Jackson.” No one knows what that means, of course, ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Gives the Greatest Performance Ever

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Heidi Montag performed at the Miss Universe pageant and it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed. I almost shed a tear. ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is a Joy to Work With

You’re just asking for trouble when you have Heidi Montag perform at a big event for you. Not only do you have to deal with that brainless twat, you have ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Will Reveal More in Next Playboy

Speaking with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM show Tuesday, Heidi Montag vowed that she’ll reveal more in her next Playboy appearance. When Seacrest asked if she had a two or ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is Honest

Heidi Montag’s playboy spread is about as interesting as dirt, so I skimmed through it and highlighted the (barely) interesting parts for yours truly. I know. I’m expecting that Nobel ... Read More »

Heidi Used Playboy as a Personal Catalog

How does a reality tv star choose her new breasts? If you’re Heidi Montag, you flip through a bunch of Playboys and look at the tits on various models like ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Debuts Her Playboy Cover

As previously mentioned, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt snuck their way into the premiere of G.I. Joe. Heidi made sure to bring a copy of her Playboy magazine along with. ... Read More »

Please Don’t

Us reports that Heidi Montag, otherwise known has Heidi Pratt or Heidi Douchebag or just Heidi, is set to perform at the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant next month. She’ll unleash ... Read More »

Sexy Fail

I’m more excited about slamming my penis in a car door than this. Heidi Montag’s sexy face looks like she just huffed a can of gas and now parts of ... Read More »

Al Roker vs Speidi

Al Roker was probably pissed off that he had to interview the wastes of space Heidi and Spencer Pratt. Which is why he felt the need to eviscerate them on ... Read More »

Heidi Montag’s Playboy Spread Will Be Stupid

Last week, news broke that Heidi Montag agreed to do a Playboy spread. Everyone figured it was the next logical step for attention whores like her and Spencer. However, we’ve ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is Doing Playboy

Heidi Montag went with God on this one and decided to pose for Playboy in their September issue. PEOPLE says the nudity is “tasteful” and that she had a lot ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is a Liar

Over the weekend, reports claimed that Heidi Montag was rushed to the hospital for “convulsive vomiting” after she was forced to sit in a dark room for a day and ... Read More »