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I’ve Been Had

E! says that the story of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag being kicked off the show was all a stunt to boost ratings. That or Spencer and Heidi realized they ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer Have Already Been Replaced

Proving that neither Heidi Montag nor Spencer Pratt are indispensable, NBC has already replaced the two after they both quit the show after only one day. Their replacements are Stephen ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer Aren’t Even Good at Whoring Themselves

News broke, more like dribbled, yesterday that Heidi and Spencer were acting like divas while filming I’m a Celebrity. They weren’t getting the star treatment they thought they deserved and ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi Can’t Take It

Only one day in and Heidi and Spencer already want out of the reality show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here! The two D-listers thought the show, which ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt Is High All the Time

A while ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were photographed leaving a medical marijuana shop. Even more recently, Spencer accidentally posted a pic to Twitter of Heidi and a huge ... Read More »

Just Put It in Your Mouth and Swallow Already

If you haven’t heard, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will make their way from one reality tv show to another. They can next be seen on I’m a Celebrity… Get ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Launches a Combined Assault

Prepare yourselves for stunning mediocrity. Heidi Montag released the music video for her latest single Blackout which they filmed in Mexico. If I were them, I’d ask for a refund. Ugh, ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Finally Considering Playboy

It’s finally happened. No one is paying Heidi anything to show up places. They’re probably threatening Spencer and Heidi with death if they do show up. What’s a married couple ... Read More »

I Hope They Catch Swine Flu and Die or Have Really Bad Diarrhea

Spencer and Heidi are on their honeymoon right now in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. You know, that place where frat boys go to get girls drunk and trick into having ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi’s Fake Wedding Was Fake

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married for the second time over the weekend and as everyone suspected, it was fake, a ruse performed for a reality show. A guest ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Got Fake Married Again

Angels wept on Saturday as two douchebags, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, joined together in holy matrimony. They exchanged vows in front of 200 other famewhores including Audrina Patridge, Kirstin ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer’s Pictures Are Worthless

You may have heard by now that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are having a second fake wedding. No doubt to leech more money from celebrity weeklies to stave off ... Read More »

I Don’t Think God Was a Stoner

Spencer Pratt took a photo of Heidi and posted it to his Twitter account, but took it down after realizing their three-foot bong was in the picture. Too bad for ... Read More »

This Won’t Help

Because it wasn’t a disaster already, Heidi Montag wants Spencer Pratt to sing and rap on her album. “Spencer Pratt is amazing,” she says. “I’d love to get him on ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi Planning a Fake Divorce

Following a fake marriage in Mexico, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are planning a fake divorce. “Spencer is masterminding the whole thing right now,” says a source. “He’ll make sure people ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is in Training

I have no idea why Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, but I hope to god Spencer got choked out a few times and the instructor tea ... Read More »

Bwahahaha, Heidi

After the season finale wrap party of The Hills, the cast and crew headed to club Butter to party. The problem was that when Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag arrived, ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Could Be Out of a Job

Here’s Heidi and Spencer at the finale of The Hills. I wonder what Heidi is going to do now that The Hills have ended? Is she going to beg the ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is but a Vessel

Those two doofuses, Heidi and Spencer, returned to Mexico today or yesterday for a pretend honeymoon and a photo op. Normally I wouldn’t give in to their fame-whoring (The Blemish ... Read More »

Heidi’s Mom Says She Was Drugged

Us Weekly talked to Heidi Montag’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff, and asked her her thoughts on Heidi’s elopement with Spencer in Mexico. The very perceptive Egelhoff gives the marriage six months ... Read More »