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Just put it in your mouth and swallow already

If you haven’t heard, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will make their way from one reality tv show to another. They can next be seen on I’m a Celebrity… Get ... Read More »

Heidi Montag launches a combined assault

Prepare yourselves for stunning mediocrity. Heidi Montag released the music video for her latest single Blackout which they filmed in Mexico. If I were them, I’d ask for a refund. Ugh, ... Read More »

Heidi Montag finally considering Playboy

It’s finally happened. No one is paying Heidi anything to show up places. They’re probably threatening Spencer and Heidi with death if they do show up. What’s a married couple ... Read More »

I hope they catch swine flu and die or have really bad diarrhea

Spencer and Heidi are on their honeymoon right now in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. You know, that place where frat boys go to get girls drunk and trick into having ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi’s fake wedding was fake

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were married for the second time over the weekend and as everyone suspected, it was fake, a ruse performed for a reality show. A guest ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag got fake married again

Angels wept on Saturday as two douchebags, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, joined together in holy matrimony. They exchanged vows in front of 200 other famewhores including Audrina Patridge, Kirstin ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer’s pictures are worthless

You may have heard by now that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are having a second fake wedding. No doubt to leech more money from celebrity weeklies to stave off ... Read More »

I don’t think God was a stoner

Spencer Pratt took a photo of Heidi and posted it to his Twitter account, but took it down after realizing their three-foot bong was in the picture. Too bad for ... Read More »