This won’t help

Because it wasn’t a disaster already, Heidi Montag wants Spencer Pratt to sing and rap on her album. “Spencer Pratt is amazing,” she says. “I’d love to get him on ... Read More »

Spencer and Heidi planning a fake divorce

Following a fake marriage in Mexico, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are planning a fake divorce. “Spencer is masterminding the whole thing right now,” says a source. “He’ll make sure people ... Read More »

Heidi Montag is in training

I have no idea why Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are training Brazilian jiu-jitsu, but I hope to god Spencer got choked out a few times and the instructor tea ... Read More »

Bwahahaha, Heidi

After the season finale wrap party of The Hills, the cast and crew headed to club Butter to party. The problem was that when Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag arrived, ... Read More »

Heidi Montag could be out of a job

Here’s Heidi and Spencer at the finale of The Hills. I wonder what Heidi is going to do now that The Hills have ended? Is she going to beg the ... Read More »

Heidi Montag is but a vessel

Those two doofuses, Heidi and Spencer, returned to Mexico today or yesterday for a pretend honeymoon and a photo op. Normally I wouldn’t give in to their fame-whoring (The Blemish ... Read More »

Heidi’s mom says she was drugged

Us Weekly talked to Heidi Montag’s mom, Darlene Egelhoff, and asked her her thoughts on Heidi’s elopement with Spencer in Mexico. The very perceptive Egelhoff gives the marriage six months ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer wouldn’t do this

Shocking, just, shocking news today from Huffington Post. The site reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Mexican wedding may be a complete sham. They note that there was no ... Read More »