Shocking, just, shocking news today from Huffington Post. The site reports that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Mexican wedding may be a complete sham. They note that there was no ...
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If any of you thought that Heidi and Spencer eloping was a big publicity stunt designed to milk as much fame and cash out of the media as is humanly ...
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There’s a rumor floating around the interwebs that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have wed in a secret ceremony in Mexico. Why Mexico? The United States has laws against inbreeding.
When ...
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will guest star in a January episode of How I Met Your Mother. They will be playing themselves. Because they suck at acting.
“They will be ...
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attended the Taco Bell’s “Reality Check Challenge” where they ate a taco to bring awareness to the World Relief Hunger Movement. Remember, the only way ...
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Yes! With each passing year, Heidi’s looks begin to fade and she becomes more and more irrelevant. Plus, her refusal to nurture any skill that doesn’t involve sitting there and ...
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Has this what it’s come down to? Staging photo shoots in the middle of Whole Foods. Pretending to be blissfully unaware that you’re holding two watermelons, two oranges and two ...
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Trent from Pink is the New Blog posted the video for Heidi Montag’s latest single “Overdosin’”. It’s so boring I almost slipped into a coma and told the doctor to ...
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If you thought you had shamed Heidi into forgoeing a music career, then you obviously weren’t effective and may need to shame a little harder. Meant to coincide with the ...
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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went to the firing range to shoot those guns they bought a while ago. In my dreams, Spencer and Heidi are as retarded as they ...
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Heidi Montag, famous do-nothing-er, released a new single called Fashion. If you didn’t already know, it’s fantastic. It starts by someone farting into the mic, most likely Spencer, and a ...
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag reportedly spent $10,000 on guns to protect themselves from their enemies. Spencer visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, CA last week and ...
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Some people call Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pathetic for staging candid photos such as these to publicize their sad, lonely lives and further their non-existent careers. And I wholeheartedly ...
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Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, ...
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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were being filmed dining at a restaurant in L.A. last night where the two jackasses had 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 each among ...
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MSNBC, in all their infinite wisdom and hilarity, invited Heidi Montag to the White House Correspondents gala. However, Spencer, who wasn’t invited, but is Heidi’s manager, demanded first-class tickets for ...
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The two most imbecilic people on reality tv and in real life, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, may have their own spin-off on MTV if they get their way. Spencer, ...
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Heidi Montag went on TRL yesterday to promote her clothing line and tried to freestyle with Nelly. It was pretty bad. I realized something today though. I’ve never really heard ...
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Earlier today, Heidi Montag gave her full support for Republican presidential nominee John McCain. Pratt told her to be careful on who she endorses, but in a moment of clarity, ...
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Today is the day you’ve all been waiting for. It’s the day Heidi Montag releases her second single, No More, for digital download. You can listen to it here or ...
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