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Heidi Montag doesn’t understand

Heidi Montag tried to put on a brave face by issuing a sarcastic response to the barrage of negative comments about her music video. Everyone knew her indifference was merely ... Read More »

Heidi Montag loves you

On Monday, Heidi Montag released the video for her hit single, Higher. Hundreds of people buried it labeling it amateurish, the worst video ever, chipmunk-like and not enough boobs. That ... Read More »

Heidi Montag is musical

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt finally finished filming her music video for Higher. It turned out to be a unique blend of seduction, betrayal and intrigue. This Spencer Pratt guy ... Read More »

Spencer Prat is still a douche

Appearing on The Hills and doing those fake photo shoots with his girlfriend Heidi Montag must have inflated Spencer Pratt’s ego. That’s the only explanation for him thinking he could ... Read More »

Heidi Montag does things in a bikini

I’ve long wondered what plans Heidi Montag has for herself in the future. Would she surprise me and become a scholar? A teacher? A physicist? President? Most likely not since ... Read More »

Everyone knows “The Hills” is fake

This isn’t really news anymore, but The Hills is fake. Producers of the hit MTV show felt a little puckish and hoped someone on the show would hook-up with a ... Read More »

Evidence #575 “The Hills” is fake

E! Online reports producers for MTV’s scripted drama The Hills are casting for “key roles” for Heidi and Spencer’s wedding. We’re hearing that Roxy Olin (daughter of Brothers & Sisters’ Ken ... Read More »

Heidi Montag is still retarded

The only thing more ridiculous than Heidi Montag’s plastic tits and reconstructed nose is her dumb poses. Don’t look too convincing blondie. We wouldn’t want to fool anyone into thinking ... Read More »