This is for all you ladies out there. Zac Efron © Disney is up for auction. Rather, half-naked pictures of him in the shower purportedly part of a set of deleted scenes from the new High School Musical 3 are up for auction on eBay.

For the curious, these sets include scenes such as, Zac Efron discovers himself, Zac Efron is confused about his sexuality and Zac Efron finds out the awful truth that girls are not turned on by the pungent smell of desperation provided by Axe Body Wash. I know. That last one came as a shock to me too.

High Shool Musical 3 over Saw V: Holy crap, there’s a V? Anyway, teeny boppers will prefer the waxy looks of Zac Efron over the imaginative disembowlment of unrelatable characters. I think.

Miley Cyrus is living with her boyfriend: NE says that Miley Cyrus is looking for her own apartment — common practice for high school freshmen — and is currently living with her 20-year-old boyfriend. I’m told that unlike Jamie Lynn, Miley knows where a condom goes. “On a banana, right?!” Ugh. *shakes head*

Radar is dead, long live Radar?: Radar has been purchased by AMI along with their website. They will hope to rise from the ashes as a serious competitor to TMZ, but not to me because I’m untouchable. I have big muscles. David Perel says Radar Online will begin delivering celebrity content immediately and hey, if you’re looking for a job, they’re hiring.

Crispin Glover found a job: Crispin Glover has been cast in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland and will bring the film to a much higher level of creepiness usually only reserved for 35-year-olds with pedophile beards.

Ashley Todd sucks at making things up: I think the picture sums up the story nicely.