August 28th, 2008
As The Houston Chronicle reported, Hilary Duff’s father was charged with contempt of court during his divorce hearing for violating an order barring him for selling assets (he sold stocks last month). He was ordered to pay $367,537 and led away in handcuffs to spend 10 days in jail. The rest of the hearing was …
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January 23rd, 2008
It must have been pretty hot in Sao Paulo because if Hilary Duff glowed any brighter, the sun would have put its hands over its face and shuffled away in shame.
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November 20th, 2007
With the current music industry slump, various performers have turned to side jobs to make ends meet. Patrick Stump, lead singer for Fall Out Boy, often temps at LAX as a baggage handler. Here, he helps Hilary Duff load her Louis Vuitton bags.
I cannot lie. Hilary Duff looks ravishing here. Usually, she reminds me of …
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November 6th, 2007
Hilary Duff was spotted at New York hot spot Tenjune downing Veuve Clicquot straight from the bottle and giving her new ice-hockey boyfriend, Mike Comrie, a lap dance.
“She looked nothing like the sweet little Lizzie Maguire she once was as she treated Mike to a series of raunchy lap dances.
“The place was packed but Hilary …
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October 19th, 2007
Last night, Hilary Duff showed Latin America that equines do have rhythm and that they do not in fact have 4 left hooves. Come on people, stereotypes do more harm than good. Still, Hilary did have a nice ass at the MTV awards show yesterday. Does that count as beastiality? Sigh, and my sponsor said …
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October 16th, 2007
Hilary Duff was once again on set filming Greta and this time her nipples were trying to break through her shirt. Not sure what Hilary Duff’s nipples have to do with the movie, but I’m pretty sure the director managed to get a more convincing shot out of them than Hilary. For example, in this …
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October 5th, 2007
Everyone’s favorite equine, Hilary Duff, was filming “Greta” yesterday. It’s a timeless tale about a girl who fell in love with a pair of geriatric sunglasses and almost drowned in the ocean in a half bikini type thing. For some inexplicable reason, I have the theme song from “Mr. Ed” running through my head and …
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September 28th, 2007
Hilary Duff invested in a push-up bra or push-up something to get her breasts to look like this. I’m not sure why because I can never picture her as a sex object. I respect her too much. Ha, but no, seriously, it’s because she looks like a poor man’s Jessica Biel.
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