Hilary Duff invested in a push-up bra or push-up something to get her breasts to look like this. I’m not sure why because I can never picture her as a sex object. I respect her too much. Ha, but no, seriously, it’s because she looks like a poor man’s Jessica Biel.
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Psst Hilary Duff, I can see your vagina
August 21st, 200721 comments
Hilary Duff performed in Anaheim, California late last week wearing some really short shorts without underwear and I think she flashed the audience. I can’t be too sure if what I’m seeing is a vagina or a trick of light or just really gripping underwear. I only have these medical books to go off of …
Hilary Duff is into leather
July 19th, 20071 comment
Hilary Duff performed at the Factory Club in leather last night or whenever. Usually, I’d say she looks horse-like and make fun of her singing, reminding you of the time she almost ruptured my bowels trying to hit that high note, but I’ll spare you my childish antics. (Although, she doesn’t look too bad here.) …
Hilary Duff really can dance
July 13th, 20071 comment
Hilary Duff performed her new song on So You Think You Can Dance yesterday and boy was it awe inspiring. I’ve never seen such technical shaking of the hips. They went left and right. Amazing. And that scuffling. A regular Michael Jackson she is. The lip-syncing was great too, but was obviously overshadowed by her …
Hilary Duff celebrates in a bikini
July 5th, 20071 comment
Hilary Duff celebrated July 4th in a bikini also. Her sister the horse did not. Oh, what the hell. In the spirit of the day after Independence Day, I’d do Hilary Duff too. She’s legal now, right? I don’t want to come off as too pervy. Women say it’s a turn off. Well, if it’s …
John Cusack thinks Hilary Duff is talented
June 13th, 2007Respond
In a recent interview with MTV to promote his new movie 1408, John Cusack touches on other topics ranging from Zack Snyder’s The Watchmen to Hilary Duff. Although not yet being considered for a role in the much anticipated movie, Cusack expressed his love for the comic and threw his hat into the ring. The …
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Lindsay and Hilary make up
May 29th, 2007Respond
Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have reportedly buried the hatched. Sadly, not in each other’s heads. Straight from the horses mouth, Duff says,
“Lindsay and I were out at the same place, and we were like, ‘Let’s get this out of the way.’ And she was really nice, and I was really nice. …it’s nice to …
There’s an Avril Duffs feud?
May 21st, 20072 comments
In news to me, Avril Lavigne and The Duffs are embroiled in a bitter feud which spilled over to the Maxim Hot 100 party. Despite their handlers making every effort to keep them apart at the event, the two arrived at the same time and created a “tension” as Avril threatened to leave and drove …
