Rumors that Mila Kunis and Ashlton Kutcher were dating were quickly shot down by Mila’s publicist. The denial may have been a little premature because PEOPLE details a three-day getaway the two made to the coastal town of Carpinteria, CA just south of Santa Barbara.

Sources say the two ate sushi, shopped for sunflowers and blueberries at a roadside stand and had a lot of private time on Saturday and were only spotted making a coffee run the next day. To restore their bodies after all the sex presumably.

A source says Ashton has been in love with Mila since That 70′s Show but never got a chance since she was dating Macaulay Culkin. Yet another source says Kutcher isn’t looking for anything serious. “He always talked about Mila like a little sister. They’re definitely close pals and have been. I think if anything she’s a good time for him. But he’s not looking for anything serious.”

The only reaction I have to this is, fuuuuuuuu, Ashton Kutcher. Then again, Mila should have told me we weren’t exclusive. Her window isn’t the only one I can creepily stare into at night, you know. Mark my words, you’ll miss these glowing eyes that you only catch a glimpse of in your periphery when they’re gone.

According to this Us Weekly (via Page Six) report, Charlize Theron went on her second date with Alexander Skarsgard earlier this month at West Hollywood’s Soho House with friends. “She rested her head on his shoulder and they looked very couple-y.” A source says they’re involved but not on their way to becoming a couple. “It isn’t serious. And no, he has not met the baby.” Page Six might as well come out and say it. Theron and Skarsgard are casually banging. High five, Skarsgard.

The National Enquirer adds that their first date was at Hollywood gay bar Gym Sportsbar. Why a gay bar? According to a source, “They figured no one would notice them at a gay bar.”

Obviously that was a great plan since being one of the only two people of the opposite sex flirting with each other at a gay bar is usually very inconspicuous. They might as well have come in with a pinata filled with condoms.

In March, there were rumors that Lana Del Rey, 25, and Marilyn Manson were dating when they were spotted leaving a restaurant together in a minivan that dropped them off at Manson’s hotel. Over the weekend, pictures of Lana Del Rey and Axl Rose, 50, walking together have sparked new rumors that the two are “totally doing it.”

The two were seen leaving the Chateau Marmon in West Hollywood on Friday. This after Lana hit up two consecutive Guns N’ Roses concerts in LA last month. Presumably because she’s a sadomasochist.

However, GNR guitarist DJ Ashba doesn’t think they’re dating saying Axl just likes to hang out with cool people. Or anyone for that matter. Truth is, he doesn’t get as many groupies now that he looks like fat Dick Tracy.

On a related note, before hitting it big, Lana had a song called “Axl Rose Husband” which sounds like it should be a love song to Axl but in reality it’s just 3 minutes of her shrieking into a microphone.

Kanye West released a new song called “Theraflu” in which he said he was in love with Kim Kardashian while she was with Kris Humphries. The lyrics that everyone is analyzing to convince themselves that Kanye was banging Kim while she was with Kris go:

And I’ll admit I fell in love with Kim/ ‘Round the same time she fell in love him/ That’s cool, baby girl do your thing/ Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop him from the team

To further cement the rumors, TMZ has a timeline of Kim and Kanye leaving a screening of The Hunger Games in NYC last night. This morning at 10:30 AM, Kim was seen leaving Kanye’s building in the same clothes she wore to the movies last night. Later, they went for a date at a restaurant. Then they stared deep into each others eyes. Not out of love, mind you, but that was the best way to see their own reflections.

Remember when a source told JustJared that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama were definitely not dating? Turns out that source had no idea what they were talking about because friends don’t really sort of start making out while walking together. Unless I’m hanging out with the wrong friends.

Minka and Fez were photographed in Australia yesterday looking very much the couple despite reports to the contrary. It goes to show that no matter how much you say something isn’t true, doesn’t make it so. Isn’t that so Ms. “happy with her body” Christina Aguilera?

Michelle Williams, who’s tried to distance herself as much as she can from Dawson’s Creek but won’t be able to because I’m going to mention it every time she’s in the news, and Jason Segel were caught holding hands while on a “romantic stroll” through Brooklyn. “He put his arm around her and made her laugh as they walked. [They] seemed very relaxed.”

The two know each other through mutual friend Busy Philipps who Jason worked with on Freaks and Geeks but only now have they started dating. Hey, if Jason plays his cards right maybe he can get a threesome. Though I don’t think Michelle is that type of girl. She looks like she’ll get weepy over anything.

Marilyn Manson loves dating impressionable young women which is why he was with Evan Rachel Wood and which is why he may now be dating Lana Del Rey.

The two were seen at a restaurant in Berlin before the Echo Awards on Thursday and were seen leaving in a mini-van after midnight. Del Rey, who was staying at the Concorde Hotel, was spotted going with Manson to his hotel at the Grand Hyatt where they were spotted sneaking into the elevator together.

If anyone is going to date Marilyn Manson, it might as well be someone who understands a gimmick. It’s actually pretty perfect. He’s a 90′s goth shock rocker, she’s a 50′s housewife who coos into the microphone. Their conversations must be amazing.

Manson: So, you’re into music, huh?
Lana: No, not really.
Manson: Oh, hmmm.

I didn’t post this yesterday because TMZ inexplicably took the post off their site leading me to think they confused some blonde haired girl for Rihanna. Then I thought there’s no way LA can be that colorblind that even the paparazzi couldn’t tell a black chick with blonde hair from a white chick with blonde hair. How many black girls are there with blonde hair peeling out from Ashton Kutcher’s house anyway?

Whatever the case, the story is Rihanna was photographed visiting Ashton Kutcher’s house from 1 a.m. to 4 a.m. early Wednesday morning. Supposedly Rihanna was partying at Colony when she got a text and sped off for this late night douche call. No word on what they were doing. My guess is Ashton probably just wanted to sell her on riding on his rocket. Turns out it took Rihanna 3 hours to realize that was a euphemism.

It seemed to be just a rumor at first that Minka Kelly and Wilmer Valderrama were together after allegedly meeting up at a club but now the relationship is pretty much confirmed after an obviously distraught onlooker says they were “all over each other” in a private booth at L.A’.s Greystone Manor. The source goes on, “They were very flirty and dancing close. They even left with each other.”

In the words of a thousand guys everywhere, “F**k you and your fantastic life, Wilmer Valderrama.”

Ashley Olsen recently quit acting so what better way to spend her free time than banging Johnny Depp. The bastion of investigative reporting, In Touch, claims Depp was seen sneaking out of Ashley Olsen’s apartment through an attached office building after a sleepover. Hopefully they had pillow fights and ice cream because those are the best kinds sleepovers.

It turns out the star, 48, was secretly leaving 23-years younger Ashley’s loft after a sneak slumber party. Arriving in the afternoon of February 26, Johnny hunkered down in Ashley’s Tribeca digs until noon the next day — nearly 24 hours later. “It was quiet in her apartment, like it was just the two of them in there,” an insider recalls, and though no one outside can know what happened, “It didn’t seem like it was just a visit between friends.”

Whatever the twosome were up to during their overnighter, it certainly left Johnny exhausted. When the star finally left the next day, “he looked like he was out of it,” an onlooker said. In Touch

Oh, wait. I think In Touch is implying they Ashley Olsen f**ked his brains out. Well, that’s cool too. But I wonder what Vanessa Paradis will say about this considering she still thinks they’re together. I have a sneaking suspicion she won’t be celebrating the news with high fives and fist bumps.

Both The Sun and The Daily Mail are reporting Katy Perry is getting over her breakup with Russell Brand pretty quickly by hooking up with the highest paid male model in the world/Karl Lagerfeld muse Baptiste Giabiconi. Aw, dammit. How am I going to compete with a name like that?

The two met during Paris Fashion Week at the Chanel runway show. God, that place is a total meat market.

‘He was sitting next to her at the show. Then we all had dinner the other night, they were holding hands and looking cozy, and now they are inseparable.’

Another source said she looked smitten. Much like I do when I stand outside of her window staring in.

“They were with a group of people, but they looked very much like a couple in love.

“He was never more than a foot away from her and they were very flirty.

“There was a lot of whispering, shared jokes and they were really flirting.

“They made a very good-looking couple.”

If you don’t know who Baptiste Giabiconi is, he’s Karl Lagerfeld’s boytoy. Lagerfeld shot him in the nude, again, back in January for Interview Magazine. Photos of that below. Also, he enjoys wearing Daisy Dukes and bending over with his pants off.

Everyone thought Amanda Seyfried was banging Justin Timberlake but apparently it was actually Josh Hartnett. They’ve been doing it since January. Secretly.

“Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they’ve just been hanging out,” says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend. Us

I’m pretty sure if I was Josh Hartnett I would have announced this the day-of over a roving PA system through the greater Los Angeles area.

It’s widely known that if you’re doing a shoot with Terry Richardson, at some point he’s going to try to f**k you. Well, okay. Maybe he’ll work up to it by taking off his pants and asking you to jack him off first. I mean, at the very least, he’ll trick you into getting naked and taking photos you’ll eventually regret.

Anyway, Lindsay has now become one of Terry’s conquests. Though his plan to pump and dump may have backfired this time. Sources say Lindsay has had a crush on Richardson for a while and only hooked up with him this year after their Chateau Marmont shoot. “Lindsay thinks he’s really cool and hip and could be great for her career.” Terry isn’t interested in a relationship with Lindsay and regrets sleeping with her now that she won’t leave him alone.

“Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly. As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman. It’s a difficult situation though as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends. He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.” Radar Online

See? This is what happens when trick the wrong girl into sleeping with you. They get obsessed and before you know it, they’re leaving dead pigeons and soiled underwear on your doorstep with a note saying you belong together.