Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Are Doing It

Remember when TMZ posted that photo of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson having lunch together and Scarlett was resting her feet in his lap and being all like “yo, I’m comfortable with this” and Penn was all like “hey, girl, how’s it going?” and then everyone was all like “OMG OMG OMG they’re totally doing it!”?


This is with that

Denise Richards, who always looks like she’s on crack, and Nikki Sixx, who’s probably been on crack, are dating.