Denise Richards had her breasts done three times

In a “no shit” moment, Howard Stern asked Denise Richards on his Sirius show if her breasts were real. Can you guess what the answer was? Ding, ding, ding. They’re ... Read More »

Beyonce sounds horrible

Howard Stern played the board feed from Beyonce’s performance on the Today Show and it was horrible. It sounded like razor blades slicing through my eardrums. Dogs started howling when ... Read More »

Howard Stern is getting married

Today on Sirius Radio, Howard Stern revealed he proposed to Beth Ostrosky. After swearing to never get married again, Stern popped the question yesterday evening and gave Beth a 5.2 ... Read More »

In other news

I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. ... Read More »