Courtney Cox was on Howard Stern today and revealed that she hasn’t had sex since her split with David Arquette. She hasn’t gotten laid in a year and added that no one has even asked her out.

“The truth of the matter is that we love each other so much. We have such affection for each other, but we are very different,” she asserted. “I’m a homebody. I like to have people over, but I’m a little socially… not… I don’t love it. David, he doesn’t drink anymore, he’s completely sober, but he likes to go out and dance. He really is a very gregarious guy. He’s very outgoing. I’m much more of an introvert.”

“I’m really not ready. … I’m just not there.” Extra

Courtney added that she’s ready to get back into it and has the blessing and encouragement of David.

This isn’t something you want to advertise. With the way men think, there’s going to be a line of dudes outside her house by tonight. It’ll look like someone passed out fliers for a gangbang competition and listed Courtney’s address.

Jesse James kept it classy by going on the Howard Stern Show today and telling everyone Kat Von D is a much better lover than Sandra Bullock.

There to promote his book American Outlaw, the conversation turned to who’s better at sex.

“That one is an easy no-brainer,” Stern said after wondering who’s better. “Kat Von D.”

“One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.”

Way to throw in a jab at Sandra Bullock not taking his dumb ass back. By the same token, if she didn’t forgive him, does this mean he sucks in bed too? We’ll probably find out when Kat Von D goes on Howard Stern after their divorce.

James also played the victim implying Sandra Bullock drove him to cheat.

“She could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, ‘Yeah? Bulls**t. You don’t love me. I’m just some biker kid,’” he confessed, adding that he began straying from the Blind Side star two years after their 2005 wedding.

If you were wondering if it was possible for Jesse to sound like a bigger dbag, then here you go. Note that Jesse had a world famous bike shop and a tv show. He’s so far removed from being a “biker kid” that if he met a real biker kid, his monocle would pop out of his eye and his bow tie would spin around in a 360.

In a “no shit” moment, Howard Stern asked Denise Richards on his Sirius show if her breasts were real. Can you guess what the answer was? Ding, ding, ding. They’re fake. In fact, they’re fake three times over.

Denise told Stern that the first time she had them done was when she was 19. Jealous of her roommates perfect boobs, Denise went to the doctor and told him to work his magic.

Her breasts ended up too big for her body so she went for a second operation. Turns out she wasn’t very bright back then either and forgot to tell him to put in smaller ones. She ended up with D’s.

The third time she went in, they finally got it right.

“I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don’t do it!”

As far as life plans go, getting skinny, buying big fake tits, going to Hollywood and profiting wasn’t a bad one. She may have lost all her dignity and respect, but look at her now. She has her own reality show, failed marriage and has to exploit herself and her children just to maintain the extravagant lifestyle she’s grown accustomed to. I bet she has to calm herself down every night to fall asleep.

Howard Stern played the board feed from Beyonce’s performance on the Today Show and it was horrible. It sounded like razor blades slicing through my eardrums. Dogs started howling when I played this. Honestly, my ass could sing better after a monster burrito.

Today on Sirius Radio, Howard Stern revealed he proposed to Beth Ostrosky. After swearing to never get married again, Stern popped the question yesterday evening and gave Beth a 5.2 carat emerald cut diamond ring. Cha-ching.

I got a dimaond ring once. It came from a Cracker Jack box and meant a lot to me. One day the dog swallowed it and I had to dig it out of its poop. To this day, it still makes my finger smell funny. Be my friend?

I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. If my site has problems when I’m gone, feel free to send me email belittling me. I’ll be back sometime Monday maybe, Tuesday at the latest.

• While I’m gone, don’t go see Stomp The Yard. [Pajiba]
• Courtney Cox and her vibrator on Dirt. It sounds like she needs to mow the lawn? [Dlisted]
• Miss Nevada Katie Rees could be in Playboy. [Evil Beet]
• Will Smith and family at Rome Pursuit of Happyness premiere. [Celebitchy]
• Vivica A. Fox destroyed herself with plastic surgery. [Celebrity Smack]
• Mischa Barton no longer the face of Bebe. [A Socialite's Life]
• Steve-O comes clean. [Cityrag]
• Rosie O’Donnell and Howard Stern make up. [INO]
• Madonna keeps talking about her adoption. [Popsugar]
• Rihanna got injured. [Bastardly]