Jessica Lowndes is trying

Jessica Lowndes is one of the stars of the 90210 remake, but no one knows that because that show is god-awful and no one watches shows that slowly suck the life out of you which is why she pushed her breasts up for the premiere of Inglourious Basterds.

Angelina Jolie does it right

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt showed up to the premiere of Inglorious Basterds last night as the most beautiful people ever.

Brad Pitt had fun

Brad Pitt told the Daily Mail that since he’s a dad now, his partying ends at 6 p.m.