Anderson Silva, the greatest striker currently in MMA, posed naked with model Izabel Goulart for IstoE Magazine. In it, he talks about how he’s a metrosexual and loves using Victoria’s Secret lotion. He also enjoys waxing and explains that it has nothing to do with fighting. He just likes the feel of his hairless body and his opponents probably appreciate not rubbing against his stubble as well. I think. I’m just going off of what Google Translate told me. At one point, he does say, “Do not think it’s cool.” Which is confusing because it seems like he’s sending mixed signals.

Granted, no one is going to call him out on this and start rumors that he’s gay like Joe Jonas just because he likes to manicure his eyebrows. Mostly because people prefer to keep their teeth inside their mouths.

You’ve already seen Kate Upton’s disappointing cover and slightly better spread, so here’s some of the rest of the models. This includes: Alex Morgan, Alyssa Miller, Anne Vyalistyna, Bar Refaeli, Chrissy Teigen, Cintia Dicker, Genevieve Morton, Irina Shayk, Izabel Goulart, Jessica Gomes, Julie Henderson, Natalie Couglin, Natalie Gulbis and Nin Agdal. Check out more at SI.

Oh and as a bonus, watch Bill O’Reily use his age addled brain to try and explain Kate Upton’s popularity. Apparently her fame had something to do with the world wide internet and a dance he doesn’t understand. But I agree with Bill in that Kate’s no Ginger Rogers, that’s for sure! I saw her dance at a box social one time. It was amazing.

Every year, Victoria’s Secret has their lingerie fashion show and every year I check my mailbox for an invite and every year I find a reminder from the court telling me to stay 500 yards away from all Victoria’s Secret models. Next year it’s going to be different. Watch out Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Heidi Klum, Selita Ebanks, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart and all the rest. This sexy beast is coming for you. So, please, don’t warn the cops and don’t even try to hide your underwear. I’ll find it eventually. I’ve been practicing with my Where’s Waldo books. A few more after the jump or click any photo for the full gallery.

Go here if you’re looking for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show pictures.

The 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night and featured models such as Adriana Lima , Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Karolina Kurkova and Marisa Miller among others walking the runway in traditional bra, panties and wings while men hid their erections with their program. Wow, it’s like sixth grade all over again.

The show will premiere December 4 on CBS at 10 p.m. et/pt. And this means nothing to the guys, but there was also a duet with Seal and Heidi Klum. That’s right. A real baby seal that they clubbed right after. It made the show both sexy and delicious. A lot more pictures after the jump. A lot.

For more pictures, check out Part 2 and Part 3.

• Black Snake Moan is Ricci porn. [Pajiba]
• Jeremy Piven flips his wig. [CityRag]
• David and Victoria Beckham no friends of the environment. [HB]
• We find out the Osbourne with HIV is a cousin. [SOW]

• Beyonce Upgrade U video – [Popbytes]
• Eva Longoria does the Desperate Housewives thing. [Celebrity Smack]
• Coco has an interesting stain on her pants. [Bastardly]
• Izabel Goulart likes them chubby. [Grumpiest]

• Kate Beckinsale looks cold. [NinjaDude]
• Naomi Campbell says no to drugs. [Celebslam]
• Juliet Binoche’s toddler peeled all the gold off her Oscar. [Celebitchy]
• Chris Evan wants to make one thing clear. [ICYDK]

Check out the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show here.

I couldn’t resist posting pictures from the Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show featuring:

Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Ana Beatriz Barros, Oluchi Onweagba, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jessica Stam, Heather Marks, Katja Shchekina, Miranda Kerr, Natasha Poly, Caroline Winberg, Caroline Trentini, Andi Muise, Flavia de Oliveira, Ajuma Nasenyana, Hana Soukupova, Angela Lindvall, Raquel Zimmerman, Elise Crombez, Julia Stegner, Doutzen Kroes, Morgane Dubled

So not all of these girls are pictured although they were modeling. The show was filmed on Nov. 16 and will be broadcast ed by CBS on Dec. 5. I’m not sure if they’ll be streaming it over the net again.

Seeing all these beautiful women in one place might take your breath away, but not mine. For me, this is what I call a slow day. No really, I am just that devilishly handsome and charismatic. Ladies can’t resist me and my GHB. A lot more after the jump.