Jack Black recently spoke with Stuff about his desire to lose weight for future nude scenes,
“When I saw my rear end in my nude scene in ‘Margot at the Wedding’, it actually had a double chin. I’ve joined a gym because the next time you see me naked I’ll be trim.”
the guilt he feels after …

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Look at Jack Black. He’s so craaaaazy. Always doing those wacky things. This time karate at the Cannes red carpet for Kung Fu Panda. He’s soooo funny. I wish I could be like Jack Ass, I mean, Black.
Sure, Angelina is laughing now, but she won’t be so amused when Jack goes to fake karate chop …

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Angelina Jolie confirmed she was having twins in an interview with Today’s Natalie Morales. Jolie and Jack Black were at Cannes Film Festival doing an interview promoting their Kung Fu Panda movie when the conversation somehow veered towards Angelina’s uterus.
“You’re gonna have as many as Brady Bunch when you have these,” Black said.
“So is that …

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Lindsay Lohan will resume her acting career starring opposite Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a classic tale about rival Renaissance Faire troupes. This news all but confirms that Ye Olde Times will indeed suck much harder than all of Jack and Lindsay’s previous films combined.

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Jack Black now has a son. Another addition to the season of celebrity babies. I guess you’re not cool unless you give birth to something.
I’m already having headaches and am going, “Where is he going to pre-school? Am I going to put cameras in every room of my house to spy on babysitters to make …

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The trailer for The Holiday has appeared.
A woman plagued by man trouble finds her fortune improves when she befriends an Englishwoman while on vacation.
My reactions during the trailer include hopes rising as Kate Winslet appeared, but then hope seemed lost as Cameron Diaz popped up, then hope only rose back a little to see Jack …

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