Angelina Jolie and Jack Black were in Cannes promoting Kung Fu Panda 2 yesterday. Angelina looked amazing. More so than at those stuffy awards shows where she wears whatever the hell movie stars from the 50′s wore.

And if you hadn’t read, while she was at Cannes, she was asked about her newest tattoo. No one thought it was a big secret, especially Angelina, because she gave the interviewer a quizzical look like he was a complete imbecile.

“Well, if they know that it’s latitude and longitude they would have figured out quickly that it was Brad’s birthplace. It doesn’t take much investigation to figure that one out. It’s Shawnee, Oklahoma.”

Big non-mystery solved. I’m glad the interviewer asked because it’s not like he could have plugged the coordinates into Google maps or anything.

Jack Black recently spoke with Stuff about his desire to lose weight for future nude scenes,

“When I saw my rear end in my nude scene in ‘Margot at the Wedding’, it actually had a double chin. I’ve joined a gym because the next time you see me naked I’ll be trim.”

the guilt he feels after eating a cheeseburger,

“I want to feel good too. Now if I eat a cheeseburger and fries, it tastes so good at the time and then right after it’s like, ‘What did I do? Why?’ “

and his favorite pastime which was shoving Coco Pops into his anus. Wait, what?

The ‘Kung Fu Panda’ star said: “I also put Coco Pops in my butt. Why? For comedy and experiment. I was a scientist and I discovered you could put a lot of them up your butt.”

Jack Black: Actor, comedian, shover of Coco Pops in butt extraordinaire? More at 11.

Look at Jack Black. He’s so craaaaazy. Always doing those wacky things. This time karate at the Cannes red carpet for Kung Fu Panda. He’s soooo funny. I wish I could be like Jack Ass, I mean, Black.

Sure, Angelina is laughing now, but she won’t be so amused when Jack goes to fake karate chop her belly and accidentally hits it. Really hard.

Angelina Jolie confirmed she was having twins in an interview with Today’s Natalie Morales. Jolie and Jack Black were at Cannes Film Festival doing an interview promoting their Kung Fu Panda movie when the conversation somehow veered towards Angelina’s uterus.

“You’re gonna have as many as Brady Bunch when you have these,” Black said.

“So is that confirmed? Is it two?” Morales asked.

Jolie confirmed and Black joked, “I’m glad I didn’t blow it!”

“We’re out [with the news],” Jolie said. “We’re fine.”

“I’m very happy,” Jolie said. “Unlike most women, I love being pregnant… You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”

Angelina said she preferred to keep the sex of the babies private, but there’s a rumor that it’s twin girls. Twin girls! With the genes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. If I was still in my mother’s womb, I’d so totally hit that (the undeveloped fetuses). I bet they’re really sexy looking already what with their little tails and everything.

Birthing update: Dustin Hoffman said the birthday is August 19th.

Lindsay Lohan will resume her acting career starring opposite Jack Black in Ye Olde Times, a classic tale about rival Renaissance Faire troupes. This news all but confirms that Ye Olde Times will indeed suck much harder than all of Jack and Lindsay’s previous films combined.

Jack Black now has a son. Another addition to the season of celebrity babies. I guess you’re not cool unless you give birth to something.

I’m already having headaches and am going, “Where is he going to pre-school? Am I going to put cameras in every room of my house to spy on babysitters to make sure they don’t shake the baby?”

I would be more worried about Jack Black shaking the baby after an impromptu baby verse alligator wrestling match because he lost. He’s the kind of dad that would teach the baby that white is blue and north is west.

Jack Black goes on to say he won’t let his son listen to Tenacious D. anytime soon, but he did not mention anything about watching The Neverending Story III, which may be worse. Jack Black has been testing my patience with his “comedy” lately so watch out Nacho Libre.

Jack Black at the premiere of Nacho Libre.

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The trailer for The Holiday has appeared.

A woman plagued by man trouble finds her fortune improves when she befriends an Englishwoman while on vacation.

My reactions during the trailer include hopes rising as Kate Winslet appeared, but then hope seemed lost as Cameron Diaz popped up, then hope only rose back a little to see Jack Black and Jude Law are both in it. Then disgust as I find out that Jack Black is Winslet’s lover.

Looks like Cameron Diaz is reprising her role from In Her Shoes. Typecast anyone?

Kate Winslet on the set of The Holiday.