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Jack Nicholson’s Still Got It

It’s refreshing to see Jack Nicholson dancing with a girl a third his age and not breaking his hip. This gives me hope that when I’m 72 like Jack I ... Read More »

Jack Nicholson Says It’s Glandular

Jack Nicholson was recently interviewed by Parade magazine where he talked about a variety of stuff like his childhood, family, death, moving, acting and more specifically, women. Jack says the ... Read More »

Jack Nicholson Has Broken Saliva Glands

Jack Nicholson has been drinking a lot of water lately. Not because he’s thirsty, but because his saliva glands have stopped functioning. A source tells Page Six that Jack has ... Read More »

Jack Nicholson Is a Lady’s Man

Jack Nicholson is around 70-years-old and he gets hotter ass than I ever will. God, this is depressing. He looks like he’s about to have a coronary. At his funeral, ... Read More »

Jack Nicholson Ruins a Movie With His Penis

Jack Nicholson is too horny for his own good. During filming for The Departed which is, surprise, surprise, a remake of the Asian film Infernal Affairs, he convinced Martin Scorsese ... Read More »

Jack Nicholson Takes a Boat Trip

Jack Nicholson decided to go on a little boat trip the other day. He took Lara Flynn Boyle with him after mistaking her for an oar. Even though he couldn’t ... Read More »