Johnny Knoxville went on Jimmy Kimmel last night and for whatever reason teamed up with Britney Spears to pretend she did a skit called Poo Cocktail Supreme from Jackass 3D.

Knoxville acted like it was a “deleted scene” but one too many “yeah yeahs” gave it away. Not that he was trying to make it seem real, but a little more effort would have been nice. That and the whole thing looks fake. They threw blue water on the camera lens to make it look like Britney was actually doing a stunt while using footage from the real stunt.

Next time they should tell her it’s fake and then actually do it. But instead of poo, have it be chocolate pudding. By the time you open the door to the port a potty, Britney will already be down on her knees lapping everything up. Except the audience won’t know it’s chocolate.

The last good Weezer album was ‘Pinkerton’. Every album after that has gone downhill. Their latest album, ‘Hurley’ (stream here), isn’t much different. Although a little better it’s still lackluster and nothing like the first two. They basically play it safe with catchy pop melodies. (Although ‘Ruling Me’ sounds like they borrowed a little from parts of ‘Pinkerton’)

Anyway, they released the music video for ‘Memories’ featuring the crew from ‘Jackass’. Filmed on a Super 8, there’s a bunch of stunts from what seems like the filming of ‘Jackass 3D’. So, perfect corporate tie-in for the new ‘Jackass’ movie. Yes! I love watching 3 minute ads!

Johnny Knoxville and his Jackass co-stars insured themselves for $7 million in case they died while filming Jackass 2.

“The studio is like, ‘Well what do you need $7 million for?’ And I’m like, well, you’ve got to insure these guys! You know. The tapes cost $7. The cameras are about $2,000. After that, it’s all insurance!”

Somewhere along the line, natural selection showed these guys some mercy and yet, Steve Irwin was killed by a stingray…Ha ha, very funny nature. You saucy minx you.

The Jackass: Number Two trailer is now on Yahoo. There’s really nothing spectacular going on here except for one clip where Don Vito’s tooth is about to be pulled out by a car. I can imagine so many things going wrong with that. If just one happened, it would make this movie worthwhile.

Jackass Number Two’s website has come alive with 2 promos for the movie. The first one is Pontius riding a yak? and saying “jackass number two, how bout’ chooo”. The second has a few of the cast and Johnny Knoxville laughing at their own half naked billboard in West Hollywood. I am a fan of the first one even though the first two CKY’s did it better, but is anyone actually going to pay money to see people do what others have been doing on the internet? Though I have to admit, a live action Darwin Awards does have its merits.