The always reliable Star Magazine (eye roll) says Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are finally getting a divorce. They’ve been faking it for a while now because they think a split could hurt their careers.

A source told the mag, “They’ve been faking it for a long time and they don’t want to live a lie anymore. Living and sleeping separately — and now Will finally walking out on Jada — have pushed them to their limit. They’re done.”

“They’re still keeping up appearances because they worry divorce could hurt their careers, but there’s no turning back now. It needs to end.”

A source adds, “They’ve been trying to work through it, but things came to a head in early November, when they got into a huge knock-down, drag-out fight. They put up a good front in public, but behind doors they really fight like cats and dogs. They’ve always had issues in their relationship, and now they’re bubbling to the surface.” StarPulse

Willow Smith probably isn’t helping things either. If my kid kept on talking about whipping her hair back and forth or repeating over and over again how she’s a fireball and then trying to shake her non-existent breasts in her music video, I’d go crazy too.

Jada Pinkett Smith and Marc Anthony are going to have a lot more time to spend together watching DVDs because TNT has just canceled HawthoRNe after three seasons.

“TNT truly appreciates the tremendous dedication of everyone involved,” the network said in a statement. “The series gave TNT the opportunity to work with many outstanding people, including Jada Pinkett Smith and the rest of the show’s talented cast, crew, producers and writers. We wish everyone involved with HawthoRNe nothing but the best.” — EW

Somewhere Will Smith and Jennifer Lopez are cackling maniacally. But the more importantly, who cares? Did anyone watch this show? Or any TNT show for that matter? Rizzoli & Isles is apparently their number one show and is the number one or top 5 dramas on cable. Yet, here I am hearing about it for the first time. The only time I hear about TNT is when I’m at the movie theater laughing at the commercials for their cheesy dramas. Play the damn movie already.

Marc Anthony’s on screen and possibly off screen chemistry with HawthoRNe co-star Jada Pinkett Smith may have been the reason behind his split from Jennifer Lopez.

“[Marc] and Jada got extremely close on the set of HawthoRNe,” an insider told Life & Style. “He said Jada was so sexy because she was in great shape and had this tough attitude, which he loves. And she loved his style — his acting, his mojo. She even brought Marc back as a series regular and made him the show’s music producer. Jennifer couldn’t have liked that.”

“It’s hard for some people to see how Marc would leave behind a gorgeous woman like Jennifer, but the truth is she’s driven. It’s always about her, her career, her image, her needs. Jada gave Marc attention,” the insider added. — Hollywood Life

If Marc ever trolls gossip sites, he’d have rolled his eyes when he read “gorgeous woman like Jennifer.” In fact, he would have gone so far as to chortle and make a dismissive wanking motion.

In Touch now claims a suspicious Will Smith paid Jada Pinkett a surprise visit and found her and Hawthorneco-star Marc Anthony “watching a DVD.” I think that’s code for having sex. Will left the house crying. In Touch says Will and Jada have been living separately for months.

This guy is supposed to be a big action star? Arnold Schwarzenegger wouldn’t have stood for this. He would have banged the first housekeeper he saw.

Reps for Will and Jada said Tuesday Jada had not been unfaithful to Will, specifically mentioning Marc Anthony in the denial. A source close to the couple tells TMZ … Marc was at Jada’s home, but in April not August, when he went over to look at a DVD. — TMZ

At this rate, I might as well turn this place into a Will Smith fan site. Stay tuned for my next piece titled “What Will Ate For Breakfast This Morning and How It Affected His Bowel Movement.” The answer may shock you!

Hold on to your Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Together 4Ever party hats. You’re not out of the woods yet in this whole Will and Jada separation ordeal.

TMZ reports Will and Jada’s marriage is in trouble but the two have not made a decision to separate. A source claims it’s definitely a possibility but that they’re going away together with the kids to see where they’re at.

We also asked our sources about the somewhat curious statement from Will and Jada, that their marriage is “intact.” Specifically, why didn’t they go the more traditional PR route and say they’re still in love and committed to each other? Our sources privately said, the language was carefully constructed. — TMZ

In the immortal words of Jada’s publicist, “Lord. I’m going back to bed.”

A startling report from In Touch yesterday claimed Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith had separated. There was a lot of panic. But that panic has subsided as Will and Jada hesitantly responded to the rumor on Tuesday.

“Although we are reluctant to respond to these types of press reports, the rumors circulating about our relationship are completely false. We are still together, and our marriage is intact.” — Access Hollywood

So don’t worry about the Smiths. Will and Jada’s marriage is still going strong, Willow won’t start calling herself Xillow and begin getting temporary tattoos and Jaden won’t develop a juice box addiction.

Celebrity power couple and Scientology practitioners Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith may have separated after 13 years of marriage and two annoyingly named kids according to In Touch Weekly.

TMZ tried to confirm the story through Jada’s rep, Karynee Tencer, who said “What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this … Lord. I’m going back to bed.”

You can take that one of two ways. Either “this story is so ridiculous that it doesn’t deserve a response” or “What? Aw, dammit. I can’t deal with this right now.” It’s going to be hard to tell which. Did it sound like she scoffed at the end of the conversation or threw her hands up in the air?

Jada Pinkett has been going around saying how amazing her sex life is and how she and Will Smith bang everywhere and anywhere. This time she’s over-sharing in Shape Magazine.

“When you have three kids, you’ve got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let’s just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on.”

There have been rumors that Will Smith is a closet gay, but I think people were joking. This might not help. Usually when people insist on something, it turns out the exact opposite is true. Sort of like when I say I have a big penis. I don’t really have a big penis. It’s pretty average. Maybe 12 inches or so. Will must be really bad at sex. He probably thinks a female orgasm is when you finish on a girl’s face.

Jada Pinkett revealed to RedBook Magazine that she and Will Smith like to spice up their sex life by doing it everywhere. Even in their friend’s bathroom and bedroom. So, girlfriend of Jada, you may want to think about washing those sheets.

“Be sneaky… your girlfriend’s house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom.”

Talking of other places they like to get down to business, the actress added: “Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex.

“Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road… Just switch it up.

“Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive.”

Pretty much, if you’re friends with Jada Pinkett or Will Smith, you might as well carry around one or two cans of Lysol in a holster wherever you go. You’ll look like Yosemite Sam, but instead of firing two revolvers in the air, you’ll be spraying disinfectant on every surface and will have developed a severe case of OCD.

The new issue of Radar Magazine claims that Will Smith, Jada Pinkett and Kimora Lee Simmons are the newest celebrity members of Scientology. A big win for the zany group of alien worshipers because they’ve been aiming for more African American members (they opened up a center in Harlem in 2003) and as you may have noticed, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are black. They’re hoping that by having big African American stars they’ll convince other African Americans that the church isn’t only a place for crazy white people. It’s a place for crazy black people too!

In January, Smith was rumored to have given crew members a card good for a free personality test at the local Scientology center for a wrap present. Of course, Smith’s reps deny any affiliation, but sources insist the two are becoming more and more involved in the church.

“It’s not so much that anyone is upset that Will is becoming a Scientologist,” the source added after seeing a copy of the nine-page Radar piece. “It’s that as he becomes more involved, you’d think he’d sort of help fly the flag with Tom (Cruise), who seems to only get a bad rap for it, while Will does this and comes through just fine.”

I think a good way to increase African Americans membership would be to rent a huge, flashing billboard in the middle of Compton that says, “Scientology loves black peoples.” If they really want it to be effective, they should replace “black peoples” with the N word. Try it Scientology. The results may surprise you.

Jada Pinkett Smith has responded to recent gossip about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage falling apart and about how Tom keeps her chained in the basement.

I think everybody has this image: Poor little Kate, she doesn’t have the strength to take care of herself. People don’t know that behind all that grace is a tiger. I’ve witnessed it! I’ve had conversations with Kate personally where the tigress comes out of her, that fight.

Tigers are strong. My mom fed me one last night and I could feel the power coursing through my veins. I never knew how cottony they were. Wait a minute. Cottony? Tigers should taste meaty. But… I saw stripes on it. Mr. Snuggles?! Nooooooo!