Ashton Kutcher Twittered Demi’s ass: Ashton Kutcher showed the world what Twitter is really for. Photographing your hot wife’s ass while she’s bent over and unaware and posting it all over the internet.

Jade Goody died: UK reality TV star succumbed to cancer on Sunday, Mother’s Day in the UK. Her publicisit confirmed: “She had been pretty much asleep for the last 24 hours,” he says, adding she died “just before 4 o’clock this morning.”

Harrison Ford is engaged: After 7 years of dating, Harison Ford, 66, asked Calista Flockhart, 44, to mary him on Valentine’s Day while they were on vacation. Their marriage will last 1 year because in Hollywood, an engagement is marriage’s death knell.

M.I.A. didn’t name her kid Ickitt: Incensed about the rumor that she named her kid Ickitt, M.I.A. wrote an impassioned denial on her MySpace. Well, M.I.A.’s son’s name was finally revealed to be Ikhyd Edgar Arular Bronfman. So, really. Nothing like Ickitt at all and definitely not as stupid.