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Jaden Smith Recommends You Drop Out of School

Poor, Jaden. He was born into a filthy rich family and was immediately surrounded by yes-men growing up which has lead to this point in his life where he’s spewing all over Twitter about how school is a tool to brainwash the youth and suggesting that if everyone in the world dropped out of school, we’d have a much more intelligent society.

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Will Smith Kissed His Kid on the Mouth

During an interview on The Woody Show where Will and Jaden Smith discussed After Earth, host Woody Milintachinda broached the subject of father/son affection and asked if there was a distance between them like in the film.

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Kris Jenner Pimps Kylie to Jaden Smith

In an effort to marry all her daughters off to rich black men, with Kourtney ironically being the black sheep in her master plan, Kris Jenner has pimped out Kylie, 15, to Will Smith’s kid Jaden, 14.

Jaden Smith is the new “Karate Kid”

Will Smith’s son Jaden, 10, has been cast as the next Daniel Larusso in Hollywood’s latest attempt at raping my childhood, a remake of The Karate Kid.