Jake Gyllenhaal has moved in with Reese Witherspoon’s $5 million L.A. home claims Star Magazine and with the relocation comes a few rules Reese has laid down for Jake.
First, the basics: no shoes in the house, empty the trash when three-quarters full, no feet on the coffee table.
Second, the domestic bliss rules: no swearing, if …
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Reese’s bitch
July 15th, 2008Respond
Jake and Reese move in together
June 26th, 2008Respond
Us says that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have moved in together and that Jake is even helping raise the two kids she has with Ryan Phillippe. They also say they are working towards marriage and this is the first step.
“Marriage is definitely what they are working toward. They literally don’t want to spend any …
Jake and Reese do the beach
May 20th, 20081 comment
These shots of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal tell me three things. One, Jake’s facial expression is forever frozen in an effervescent smile. Two, Reese Witherspoon is a little dopey. Three, Jake might be gay because no straight man puts a bandanna on their German Shepherd.
Jake Gyllenhaal is very distraught
January 30th, 2008Respond
Heath Ledger’s death has hit Jake Gyllenhaal harder than most. Jake, godfather to Heath’s daughter, underwent a dramatic change in mood; readily apparent on the set of his new movie, Brothers.
“He was there, but he wasn’t with us. It was obviously a major trauma,” says the movie source. “These guys were very close. [Jake] was …
Aww, poor Kirsten Dunst
January 28th, 2008Respond
MSNBC reports that the two people seemingly unhappy with the celebrity pairing of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are Kirsten Dunst and Jake’s mom, Naomi Foner. Naomi thinks Jake is biting off more than he can chew as Reese comes with baggage in the form of two kids. Meanwhile, Kirsten isn’t pleased because she thought …
Reese Witherspoon saves Jake from killer dog
January 2nd, 20083 comments
Walking down the streets of Westwood can be a harrowing experience. One has to dodge wayward cafe patrons, a multitude of Starbucks pushing triple decaf lattes in your face and now vicious puppies.
Our little nancy boy, Jake Gyllenhaal, encountered one such 20 pound Cujo. Lucky for him, his protector, Reese Witherspoon, was there to scare …
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Reese Witherspoon is rich and horny
November 30th, 2007Respond
Reese Witherspoon has become the world’s highest paid female actress commanding $15 to $20 million per movie. Coming in at number 2 and 3 are Angelina Jolie and Cameron Diaz respectfully. One has to ask why studios are shelling out so much for Cameron Diaz. She’s not a good actor nor is she beautiful. She’s …
Jake Gyllenhaal reflects on his childhood
November 5th, 2007Respond
Speaking with the London Telegraph, Jake Gyllenhaal says he still sees himself as the dorky kid with huge glasses dressed in a Crest toothpaste tube.
“WHEN I was a kid I had these huge glasses. I once went to a costume party as a Crest tooth paste tube with these huge glasses stuck on. That is …
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