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Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones Are Probably Doing It

Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones were spotted over the weekend lunching together which in Hollywood means those two are totally doing it. But much like every other relationship he’s had ... Read More »

Taylor Swift and Reese Witherspoon Chatted About ‘Vain’ Jake Gyllenhaal

Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift finally hung out after bonding at the Academy of Country Music Awards over the fact that they’re both from Tennessee. They got lunch at Boa ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal Shaved His Head to Play a Cop

“Handth in the air and thpread ‘em. I hope you like a man in uniform becauth thingth are about to get nathty.” For reference, Jake Gyllenhaal filming End of Watch in ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal Is on ‘Man Vs. Wild’

Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal (hoo boy, that’s a lot of l’s) traveled to Iceland to spend time in the wild and attempt to survive. Spoiler: they did. In between ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal and Bear Grylls Are Roughing It

If you haven’t heard, Jake Gyllenhaal guest stars on an upcoming episode of Man Vs Wild which premieres July 11. To hype up the episode, Discovery posted a few shots ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal and Olivia Wilde Were Flirting

Olivia Wilde divorced her husband so she could sow her wild oats, meaning, she wanted to bang a bunch of hot famous dudes before she got too old like Jennifer ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal is Dating More Blondes

Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t too broken up about his pointy chinned ex getting married. Not at all. He’s so unbroken up about it that he’s out dating a girl who looks ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal Doesn’t Like People Taking Pictures of Him Peeing

As was reported by “bloggers” at SXSW, someone tried to take a picture of Jake Gyllenhaal at the urinal mid-stream. Jake was there for the premiere of Source Code which ... Read More »

Jake and Taylor are Seeing Each Other Again

Jake Gyllenhaal allegedley dumped Taylor Swift over the phone a while ago but the two might not be done yet because they both hit up Bound’ry, a restaurant near Taylor’s ... Read More »

Jake and Taylor Split

A source tells PEOPLE that Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have ended their white dressed, unicorn romance. “They’re over. It ended last month,” says the source. Jake and Taylor were last ... Read More »

Jake and Taylor were “cuddly”

Taylor Swift celebrated her 21st birthday at her Nashville home with Jake Gyllenhaal on Monday night. Sources say she and Jake were reportedly “cuddly” and “obsessed” with each other. Also, ... Read More »

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal are naked on EW

Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal both posed nude in a warm embrace on the cover of EW to promote Love & Other Drugs. This isn’t sexually appealing at all. I’ve ... Read More »

Jake doesn’t want Taylor to see him naked

Taylor Swift was not invited to the premiere of Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie Love and Other Drugs because he’s constantly naked and Jake thinks it’s too early for Taylor to ... Read More »

Jake and Taylor went apple-picking

Just when you thought Jake Gyllenhaal couldn’t get any gayer, he goes to Fishkill Farms in NY with his new girlfriend Taylor Swift to “tour the fall foliage” and go ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift?

Taylor Swift better get those strummin’ fingers ready in preparation for another song about how one of her relationships didn’t work out because blah blah blah. According to Lainey, Jake Gyllenhaal ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t gay, okay

Maroon 5′s Adam Levine tells gay magazine Out that Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t gay, he just likes banging dudes. Just kidding. From Out. You’ve also gotten a lot of attention for hanging ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal smoked too much pot

That’s what Janet Charlton says anyway. According to Janet, who screams from the rooftops that Jake Gyllenhaal is not gay, the real reason his relationship with Reese Witherspoon didn’t ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal is smooth

“Dayaaaaam!,” Jake Gyllenhaal probably said at Game 7 last night. “That’s a nice handbag!” Read More »

Damn you Jake Gyllenhaal

If there’s one thing you can take from this video, it’s to never invite Jake Gyllenhaal to one of your parties. He’ll steal all the women. Then where will you ... Read More »

Reese and Jake split

The pointy chinned Reese Witherspoon and damsel in distress Jake Gyllenhaal have split. E! claims this happened two weeks ago. PEOPLE reports that Witherspoon told friends over Thanksgiving. GossipCop (really?) ... Read More »