While performing in Asheville, North Carolina last month, James Blunt jumped off stage into the crowd. When women and men began chasing him, he ran away like a pansy and broke his finger. Doctors now need to break then reset his finger or he will never play piano again.
“It was a funny moment being chased, …
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Today might be “kill yourself” day because in addition to Jessica Alba’s pregnancy, there are reports that James Blunt has taken the virginities of hundreds of chalet girls in a Switzerland resort. But, wait. There’s more. Each of his victims conquests proudly wears a shirt that reads “James Blunt took my virginity”.
“He does very well …
While Nicky and Cameron were popping zits Wednesday night, Paris Hilton had her heart set on a different goal. Namely, seducing the self-absorbed James Blunt which shouldn’t be hard provided you have a vagina. A source says,
“They were all over each other. They both ended up back at Paris’ house.”
James Blunt really didn’t deserve Petra …
People have confirmed that James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split in February which lends more credence to the Blunt and Lohan rumor. They say the split was very amicable. Sure, if by amicable you mean James Blunt was clinging to Petra’s leg begging her not to leave. I could hear James shouting from where I …
James Blunt and Lindsay Lohan were spotted leaving a club together which apparently is enough to make them a couple. Blunt has even been rumored to have spent the night at Lohan’s. The sorcerer James Blunt has long been attached to model Petra Nemcova, but it makes more sense for him to be paired with …
The LAPD have opened an investigation into a hit and run by James Blunt and Petra Nemcova. Several witnesses claim James ran over the leg of an autograph seeker with his SUV as he pulled out of a Hollywood party with girlfriend Friday night. LAPD have yet to identify the driver despite paparazzi pictures showing …
Petra Nemcova is not the hottest model around. Still, she’s not even in the same orbit as James Blunt. New reports are out that the old reports of them breaking up are false. Petra tells People that she and Blunt are “very much in love.”
“We never got separated. There was some stuff going on in …
These pictures of James Blunt and Petra Nemcova have inspired me to write some music. I bet when these two walk around together, people think James Blunt is Petra Nemcova’s unfortunate little brother and when they pat him on the head while hitting on Petra, he just stands there enjoying it while tapping his feet …
