• Tom Cruise and Oprah Winfrey reunite. [SOW]
• Breaking and Entering: Woo Hoo! More Unbelievable Interpersonal Contrivances [Pajiba]
• Angry Cameron Diaz turning into a man. [Bastardly]
• Britney Spears with…her children? [Celebrity Smack]
• Celebrity plastic surgery explosion. [CityRag]
• Dancing with one-legged stars. [Yeeeah!]
• The Riches coming to FX. [Popbytes]
• Gay secret behind James Brown’s wife being left out of the will. [Celebitchy]
• Some guy brags about going on a date with Drew Barrymore. [Mollygood]
• Beastie Boys past and present. [Agent Bedhead]
• Heather Graham’s lesbian kiss. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Victoria Beckham out and about. [ICYDK]
• John Mayer sends Jessica Simpson love from the Grammys. [About]
• Clay Aiken needs your help. [Celebslam]
• Diddy yells at Naomi Campbell. [ASL]
• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden match. [Ninjadude]
• Sofia Vergara. [Derek Hail]

After finding out husband James Brown died of heart failure, Tomi Rae Brown returned from her retreat to their home to be told by security guards that she wasn’t allowed inside. Tomi doesn’t own the deed to the house, but she insists she has a legal right to live there. It’s unclear at the moment why Brown’s accountant and lawyer padlocked the gate and are keeping her out.

In 2004, James Brown plead guilty to a domestic violence charge that claimed he pushed Tomi Rae to the floor and threatened to kill her. He was let off with a fine. James Brown is the man. Even in death he has the last word. I can imagine he’s tap dancing and singing “I feel good” right now while his wife fights off the cold in a Motel 6.

The hardest working man in show business died at 1:45 AM on Christmas morning. He was hospitalized with pneumonia, but long time friend Charles Bobbit told the AP they really don’t know what he died of. My guess is pneumonia. James Brown was 73 and leaves behind six children. It’s safe to say James Brown got one of the worst Christmas presents ever. Even worse than the syphilis that hooker gave you.