James McAvoy talked to People and said he and Keira Knightley set ground rules for their sex scene in Atonement. Also, he suggests to chew breath mints, not to eat garlic or have a salmon-and-cucumber sandwich before doing such a scene.

“We talked a lot beforehand, so we had it figured out what we were going to do, what bits are we going to feel, and what bits are we not going to feel,” McAvoy, 28, told PEOPLE at the Chanel and Cinema Society premiere of the 1930s period drama, held Monday in New York.

That’s lame. Whenever I do a sex scene, there are no rules. I’m a rebel, baby. Although, this is Keira Knightley he’s talking about. Her body isn’t that much different from a guy’s except for the vagina thing. I can see how he’d be weirded out. The bottom half is all woman, but the top half is ambiguous. They should have gotten Tom Cruise for the movie. He would have loved it.

Brad Pitt is said to be jealous of the steamy scenes between Angelina Jolie and co-star James McAvoy in her upcoming flick Wanted. Angelina is even rumored to have requested sexy scenes such as a nude bath scene with James to be added and even brought in her own writer to spice things up.

Evidently Angelina’s real-life leading man found it hard to watch her and James share a passionate lip lock. “Brad knows it’s only a movie,” a friend of the couple told L&S. “But seeing them together still stung. She hasn’t done anything that erotic since ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith.’”

This sounds like a planted story to hype up Wanted. The movie looks fun and all, but when the main focus of your story is Angelina Jolie shooting things, you may need to add a little extra “oomph” to fuel the hype machine. Alluding to a potentially naked Angelina Jolie should do it.* Although, I have issues with L&S calling Mr. and Mrs. Smith erotic. My stuffed animals have had more erotic scenes than that. Take, for example, right now. Paddington Bear is whipping a bent over and ball-gagged Raggedy Anne with a riding crop. No, wait. Is that erotic or disturbing?

* She’s not naked.