Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the New York Knicks game on Thursday. Only one thing comes to mind. Do want!

A source close to Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Jerry Ferrara, Turtle from Entourage, says they’ve split. To help get over it, Jamie-Lynn spent the day shopping with her best friend Lance Bass in the Meatpacking District. They also hit up Susan Sarandon’s Ping-Pong bar Spin in Gramercy where the source says she didn’t look distressed at all and she wanted some time on her own away from Hollywood anyway. Over the weekend, Ferrara was at Voyeur in LA with Kevin Connolly and 11 girls.

Perplexing is how Ferrara and that midget Kevin Connolly manages to get any tail at all. Is being an actor on a lame premium cable show that much of an equalizer? If they weren’t famous, I’d bet Ferrara would be home alone drinking Natty Ice while watching porn and Kevin would be asking Mini Me for sex advice and where he bought his awesome scooter.

Dan Harris of ABC News sat down with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and asked her the all important question, “In real life, do you think that beautiful women do or would date fat dudes?” The question was referring to a subplot of Entourage this season in which Sigler’s character dates Turtle aka Jerry Ferrara who is by all accounts a portly fellow. What Harris failed to realize is that in real life Sigler has actually been dating Ferrara since last November which made this really awkward. Not as awkward as the time Denzel Washington showed up at a KKK rally and asked where all the white women at, but close. Suffice to say, Dan got his answer and then he went and made a video showing how many newspapers he read for some reason. What a weirdo.

A lot of people will have you believe that these pictures of Jamie-Lynn Sigler at the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week show more than they actually do. These people have obviously never seen a vagina before and cannot distinguish it from two thighs. Not like me. I’m an expert. I get the Playboy channel.