March 11th, 2008
Us Magazine says Janet Jackson checked into Cedars-Sinai for the flu. Janet’s rep denies she was hospitalized and tells PEOPLE “she’s fine” and “she’s just battling this crazy flu like everyone else.” Whatever. I’m sure poor Janet can survive. The simple fact is you don’t need to stay in a hospital for the flu. Jack …
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July 5th, 2007
What the hell happened. One month ago Janet Jackson was still fit. Now she’s a walking advertisement against diabetes and heart disease. I don’t even think Anna Nicole Smith suffered this drastic of a change. I might as well have put up a picture of a manatee. Not like you could tell the difference. And …
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December 5th, 2006
The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma and looks and decided to get drunk beforehand. When I listen to the lyrics I want to vomit. Boys just come and go like seasons? …
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November 16th, 2006
Timbaland has an upcoming song called Give It To Me featuring Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake. In it, Justin sings:
Could you speak up and stop mumbling
I dont think you’re even clear
When you’re sitting on the top
it’s hard to hear you from way up there.
I saw you tryin to act cute on TV
“Just let me clear …
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August 22nd, 2006
Jermaine Dupri has introduced Janet Jackson to the wonderful world of sex toys and stripping. She says Jermaine makes her feel totally uninhibited and has taken her places she has never been before.
Did this send shivers up your spine like it did mine? Janet Jackson looks so manly now that I’m suprised she hasn’t sprouted …
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July 24th, 2006
Here’s something I didn’t know and there is very little that I do not know. Janet Jackson has said that she is considering having kids now that she has found love with Jermaine Dupri. She says that if he wants to adopt, then she’ll adopt.
On collaborating with Dupri on some tracks on her new album, …
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June 1st, 2006
CBS has lost their second appeal to lift the $550,000 fine from Janet Jackson’s horrendous nipple. Just let it go CBS. It’s been over 2 years. I’ve finally stopped feeling nauseous, so please stop bringing it up.
In its order, the FCC noted that the fine is less than one-quarter of the $2.3 million that CBS …
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