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January Jones Eats Her Own Placenta

During a press junket, January Jones said fans always joke about her character Betty’s standoffish parenting skills but say they don’t think she’s that kind of mom in real life. “What’s nice ... Read More »

January Jones and Gwyneth Paltrow are Your Least Influential People of the Year

Not that you needed a list to tell you but GQ spoofed Barbara Walters’ “10 Most Fascinating People of the Year” list with their own “Least Influential People of the ... Read More »

Internet Rumor Claims Ashton Kutcher Knocked Up January Jones

Everyone wants to guess who the father of January Jones’ baby is. First it was James Marsden, which turned out to be just a made up blind item with no ... Read More »

James Marsden Is the Father of January Jones’ Baby?

Update: According to James Marsden’s rep, this is totally false. Although, everyone assumed as much because of how much the blind item beat around the bush. Speculation run rampant that James ... Read More »

January Jones Will Not Reveal the Father

If you’ve been patiently waiting for January Jones to reveal the father of her bastard kid, then keep waiting because there’s no way you’re finding out. TMZ got hold of ... Read More »

January Jones Gives Birth

January Jones got pregnant during the filming of X-Men: First Class and today she’s finally given birth to the little bastard. I use that term lovingly. Sort of. She named the ... Read More »

January Jones Sounds Pleasant

The kid who played Bobby Draper on Mad Men, Jared Gilmore, is leaving the show for ABC’s Once Upon a Time. Naturally, he did an interview with TV Guide and ... Read More »

Damon Lindelof Apologizes For January Jones Bashing

Just yesterday, Lost co-creator Damon Lindelof said January Jones sucks at acting. He quickly issued an apology. Sort of. It was only an apology in the sense he was sorry ... Read More »

Damon Lindelof Is No Fan of January Jones

Damon Lindelof, producer and creator of Lost, saw X-Men: First Class over the weekend and had a few comments. Actually, he had only one. It was about January Jones and ... Read More »

Matthew Vaughn is the Father of January Jones’ Baby. Maybe

Crazy Days and Nights posted a blind item about the father of January Jones’ baby daddy. Well, it wasn’t so much of a blind item as it was a bunch ... Read More »

January Jones Sounds Nice Part 2

In a recent interview with Marie Claire, January Jones came off as sort of a bitch saying the girls in her high school were bitches because she was pretty. Talking ... Read More »

January Jones Was the Other Woman

January Jones still hasn’t revealed or even so much as dropped a hint as who the father of her unborn child is. Granted, that’s probably because the father is a ... Read More »

Jason Sudeikis Really Isn’t the Father

Everyone erase Jason Sudeikis from your January Jones Baby Daddy Bingo card because E! says he’s definitely not the father. In fact, just throw that card away and make a ... Read More »

Jason Sudeikis Probably Not the Father

Jason Sudeikis has been stricken off the list of potential baby daddies for January Jones’ fetus. Earlier, The Washington Post asked Sudeikis at the White House Correspondents Dinner if he had ... Read More »

Jason Sudeikis on January Jones’ Pregnancy

Jason Sudeikis is on the large and varied list of of people who infected January Jones with a parasite. Jones isn’t telling who the father is but Celebritology went around ... Read More »

January Jones is Knocked Up

January Jones, recently seen doing a walk of shame and recently rumored to be hooking up with Jason Sudeikis and some chef, is pregnant, though, she’s not telling who the ... Read More »

January Jones Sounds Nice

January Jones is in the latest issue of Marie Claire and it sounds like she has a great personality. If you can get past the extreme bitchiness. Asked about her ex, ... Read More »

January Jones Had Accupuncture

I wasn’t going to post these photos of January Jones going to accupuncture but then I took a closer look and they freaked me out a little. January Jones’ legs ... Read More »

“Mad Men” does Rolling Stone

Well, not really Mad Men. It’s just Jon Hamm with the three main (Elisabeth Moss, January Jones, Christina Hendricks) chicks on the extremely photoshopped cover. Some things to take note ... Read More »

Everyone thought January Jones’ Emmy dress sucked

Let’s get this out of the way. I know nothing about fashion. Jessica Alba could drape a freshly slaughtered polar bear around her body and I’d still comment on how ... Read More »