So, what do you guys think? Did Terry Richardson make Jared Leto jerk him off like all his other models before doing this shoot with him? Did Terry say something like, “Hey, you know what would be hilarious? If you yanked on my cock.” And did Jared go, “How would that be funny?” To which Terry replied, “Because we’re not gay or nuthin’. Irony and such. Haha, so funny.”

Jared Leto, finally emerging from his Unabomber cabin, also made an appearance at Coachella. Sadly, no one asked why he needed to tie a sweater around his wast when he was already wearing a jean jacket. Was it to look like an idiot or was poor widdle baby afwaid of getting cold at night?

On the anniversary of Kurt Cobain’s death (April 5), Jared Leto released a video of him dressing up and playing the Nirvana front man. The short was made when Jared heard they were making a Kurt Cobain biopic. Jared wanted to “explore creative possibilities.”

I heard today was the day Kurt passed away 17 years ago. Can’t believe it’s been that long. So grateful for his contribution and inspiration. Not sure I’d be doing this if it weren’t for him. He gave us all permission to create no matter what our skill set and reminded me that dreams are possible. Thanks for that. This made me recall a short piece of film I shot when I heard they were making a film celebrating his life. I made it to explore the character and explore creative possibilities. I never sent it to the studio or to anyone but thought I’d share it now…

Meanwhile, Courtney Love celebrated Kurt Cobain’s anniversary by not shorting his ashes and getting into a fight with Kelly Osbourne. Osbourne jokingly called Love a crackhead to which Courtney responded: “This girl I know, Kelly Osbourne, I’ve saved her life twice,” ranted Love. “I’ve done CPR, I’ve put things in her boobs. [She was on] Oxycontin, cocaine, foaming at the mouth.” At least we know that quote is authentic. No one can incoherently ramble quite like Courtney Love.

Here’s Jared Leto signing autographs outside of Katsuya today with fancy new hair, a trench coat and red, fingerless (edit: Don’t know why I thought they were fingerless) gloves. He reminds me of a young Karl Lagerfeld with those gloves. That is to say, he looks like a huge dork. Don’t be surprised if he ends up stuffed in a trash can later tonight.

Jared Leto posted this picture of himself topless on his website with the caption “real men wear skirts.” A far departure from when he looked like this but nonetheless a transparent ploy to show off his lean, cut, muscular, glistening… aw, crap. I almost got lost in his eyes for a second. I’m on to you, Jared Leto. This is like when I write on my puppy picture website “real men wear pink” and post a picture of me in a pink polo shirt twirling my 24 inch penis around like a cane.

Just because you attend the Dior fashion show in Paris doesn’t give you carte blanche to dress like this. Slapping a bunch of random clothes on yourself and styling your hair 10 feet in the air isn’t fashion. Jared Leto looks like a cockatoo incognito.

[Fame]

Look at me! I’m actor/musician Jared Leto. I have a pink mohawk, sunglasses, fingerless gloves, leather jacket, skinny jeans and torn white t-shirt which looks like a ruffled skirt at certain angles. Here’s me in Miami Beach playing with my band 30 Seconds to Mars. I’m so cool.

[INF]

A report from the NYDN say Chace Crawford, Zac Efron and Jared Leto, poster poys for the recent boy bang trend, have all shed their frontal locks in favor of less gay hairstyles.

/Looks at Super Cuts receipt
//Looks in mirror

GOD DAMNIT!

Jared Leto’s interests are: long walks on the beach, sunsets, ponies, candlelit dinners and bleeding from the vagina every month.

[Jared Leto at My Coke Fest in South Africa last weekend.]

In what probably amounts to a planted story, Penthouse Pet of the Year runner-up Krista Ayne gives Jared Leto a 7 out of 10 in bed.

“I met him at an open meet-and-greet where he was signing copies of his CD. He signed my CD, and as I went to take back the CD, he kept holding it. When I asked why he wouldn’t give it back, he said, ‘Why don’t you sign something for me?’ I said, ‘Like what?’ He said, ‘I don’t know, how about a number or something?’ But he didn’t call me until months later. When he did call, it was like we spoke everyday. He said, ‘Hey what’s up it’s Jared.’ I said, ‘Jared who?’ “

I fail to see how listening to someone talk about their tortured soul and whining about how no one understands them could be sexy. Krista’s previous lovers must have included a corpse and a pine cone. Both of whom received an 8 from her because they didn’t steal her makeup. I tried finding pictures of Kirsta Ayne, but she isn’t that great looking and they were all NSFW.

Remember that story about fans rushing to get a piece of Jared Leto only to break his nose? Turns out it might be false. The alternate version is even better. According to Page Six, the broken nose resulted from a failed stage dive.

He flung himself directly off the stage into the crowd,” said our spy, “and nobody in the crowd caught him.” The audience member added, “We were given no warning. Jared landed really hard on the ground, and people were accidentally stepping on him.”

That must be embarrassing. I guess Jared and I are different after all. The muscles in my legs have atrophied ever since legions of female fans have taken to carrying me above their shoulders. I don’t want to compare myself to a king and make it seem like I’m Mr. Popular, humble is frequently used to describe me, but the view from up here is freaking sweet.

If you just came to this page and were wondering why I put a picture of a fat guy in his underwear, then go here.

These are supposedly shots of Jared Leto when he gained weight to play Mark David Chapman in Chapter 27. I think these are actually unpublished photos from Playgirl’s too hot for public consumption issue. So…very…strange. I now have this desire to wax my chest and shop for leather vests. More terror after the jump.

Jared Leto suffered a broken nose and other injuries Thursday in El Paso, TX at a 30 Seconds to Mars show. When Leto ran into the crowd as his band played The Kill, legions of fans overpowered security and rushed towards him. Leto suffered a broken nose, a foot injury and superficial injuries to his face and body. After he finished his set and declared it to be one of their best of the tour, the makeup wearing musician checked into the hospital.

The first campaign of the We Hate Jared Leto and the Offspring of His Attention Starved Mind Club was a huge success. It was marred only by the “unintentional” angle reporters took. Believe me, three months of planning is not unintentional. Give WHJLOHASMC the credit they deserve. On an unrelated note, rearranging the club acronym gives you AHOCWHMLSJ. Amazed? We are!