Star and Radar are sticking to their story that Britney Spears’ boyfriend, Jason Trawick, beat on her and that Britney called long ago ex Jason Alexander to talk about it.

In fact, they even had Jason Alexander take a polygraph test, allegedly, which he passed, allegedly. Since there’s no video or methodology presented, you’ll just have to take their word for it.

Anyway, Radar released another alleged recording of Britney calling Alexander. This time she confesses to smoking weed and wanting to strangle Trawick but the woman on the other end still doesn’t sound like Britney. Needs more, “y’alls.”

On the new tape, Britney’s ex husband Jason Alexander also confesses to smoking dope and says: “You know I got the best pot in California if you really want to smoke.”

In the new tape release by Star Alexander is told about her jealousy over her boyfriend and another woman. She details how she woke up at 7 and almost left a nasty message on Facebook but smoked a joint and went back to bed!

Everything is more exciting with exclamation marks! See! See how it works!  Now I’m going to make myself a sandwich and cry into a pillow!

Britney Spears has denied allegations that boyfriend Jason Trawick beat her. A rep for Britney says that the tape that was leaked by Jason Alexander is “so obviously fake as to be laughable.” Her rep says they informed Star the tapes were obviously fake and slam the irresponsibility of the tabloids in a just released statement.

“Suffice it to say, Jason Trawick has never laid a hand on Britney. This is just another example of the irresponsible nature of the tabloid media relying on shoddy sources and false information for the sole purpose of selling magazines, without regard to the truth and without regard to who they hurt in the process.”

“The statements attributed to Jason Alexander are completely fabrication as Britney has not had any form of communication with Mr. Alexander in years. These irresponsible statements are defamatory and Britney Spears’ legal team will be taking legal action against all of the appropriate parties.”

Jason, upon realizing his intelligence was insulted and his credibility ruined, ran over to the computer to issue his own statement but tripped over a chair. And then a laugh track played in the background while he clutched his knee in pain and rolled around on the ground.

Honestly, who takes this guy seriously. I’d believe claims that Paris Hilton doesn’t have a STD over anything that comes out of Jason’s mouth.

Jason Alexander, Britney Spears’ husband of five hours, tells Star that Britney called him in a frenzy claiming her current boyfriend, Jason Trawick, beat her and gave her a black eye.

“Britney is in an abusive relationship,” the entertainer’s first husband says in a detailed interview with Star. “She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.”

Childhood friends Britney and Alexander stayed in touch after their 55-hour marriage was annulled in 2004. But their casual texts, phone calls and emails took a dark turn when she recently confided that Trawick “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye,” Alexander says.

Alexander says he’s telling the world because he’s “really concerned” for Britney. Then he rubbed his thumb, index and middle finger together to ask when he was going to get paid.

Radar put up audio of the incident but the woman on the other end sounds nothing like Britney. She actually sounds more like Miley Cyrus than Britney. So can we conclude Jason Trawick is beating on Mily Cyrus AND Britney? Yes we can, folks. Yes we can. *Takes off detective hat, smokes bubble pipe.*

Britney Spears’ first husband, Jason Alexander, gave an exclusive interview detailing Britney’s use of cocaine, ecstasy and downer drugs. The unsung hero tells of the time he saved Britney after she overdosed on pure ecstasy.

He confessed: “We used ecstasy at night to party and cocaine during the day to stay awake. Then we would take downers like Valium or Vicodin to come down and rest. Britney stayed up three days straight over New Year. I couldn’t keep up.

“I think we took too much. We were taking capsules with pure MDMA inside. It wasn’t pressed up into a tablet. It was the purest of the pure. I am a pretty big guy and at the time I was weighing 220lb and was extremely fit. We took two of those things. And it knocked my d**k in the dirt. Then it hit her and it hit her hard. In that situation, your body temperature heats up and you can die.

“She was sweating and overheating and her breathing was getting real slow. Other people were panicking. But we got her out the back and up to the suite.

“I took her into the bathroom and threw her into the shower. She was unconscious. She tripped and fell. I was trying to hold her up and speak to her. She wasn’t moving. It scared me. I was f**ked up too and tripping out. I couldn’t hold her up in the shower she was so f**ked up. She slipped and hit her head on the shower.

“I remember looking down at her all crumpled in the tub with the water coming down. She looked so white and lifeless I thought she was dead. I thought, ‘This bitch is going to f**king die right here in front of me.’

“But I managed to get her colder and colder. I slapped her in the face and was shaking her. Eventually, she came round and we were both just f**ked. So we lay there naked on the bathroom floor for hours just talking.” But the near-death experience did not stop Britney from continuing her wild antics.

Life with Britney was also all about threesomes with her backup dancers.

“We wore out everybody with us and they went back to the hotel. Soon it was just me, Britney and some of her back-up dancers who were with her. Eventually we ended up back in the room where the party continued. Britney stripped down and was dancing naked on the table with a bunch of her dancers.

“They were squeezing her t**s and a**. I was sitting off to the side, buzzed and watching it all go down. But later on I saw Britney walk back to one of the bedrooms with one of the female dancers. When she didn’t come out in about five minutes, I got up to investigate. The door was unlocked so, of course, I had to open it.

“Every guy I know would love to see some buck-naked bitches going at it and that is exactly what was behind door number one. It was like winning the sex lotto. Britney and this girl were having some lesbian fun, so I did what every other straight guy would do – I dropped my pants and hopped right into the middle of it and enjoyed every second. It was definitely a New Year’s Day to remember.”

Thanks, rub it in some more. Every guy knows there’ll never be another chance for threesomes with a prime Britney Spears. Four years ago people would have traded their left nut for that experience. Now that Britney Spears is bald and pudgy, it’ll be a miracle if people use a whiffle ball bat instead of an aluminum bat to beat Britney Spears off their junk.