Camila Belle showed up to the premiere of The Five-Year Engagement at the Tribeca Film Festival in NY last night wearing this amazing thing. Although that still didn’t compare to what Jason Segel did which was to somehow photobomb her without physically being near her. Bravo, Jason Segel.

Also included in this set is Alison Brie. Because she’s hot.

Michelle Williams, who’s tried to distance herself as much as she can from Dawson’s Creek but won’t be able to because I’m going to mention it every time she’s in the news, and Jason Segel were caught holding hands while on a “romantic stroll” through Brooklyn. “He put his arm around her and made her laugh as they walked. [They] seemed very relaxed.”

The two know each other through mutual friend Busy Philipps who Jason worked with on Freaks and Geeks but only now have they started dating. Hey, if Jason plays his cards right maybe he can get a threesome. Though I don’t think Michelle is that type of girl. She looks like she’ll get weepy over anything.

Megan Fox posted a picture of her taking a dip in the pool with This is 40 co-stars Jason Segel and Chris O’Dowd. How sexually frustrating is this? If this were me, I wouldn’t be able to get out of the pool for 30 minutes without having to hunch over and crab-walking to the bathroom.

Speaking of This is 40, Leslie Mann, one of the stars, praised Megan for being hilarious.

“Megan Fox is so funny. She’s hilarious. You wouldn’t, I don’t know if other people [expect it], but I think she’s really funny, you’ll be pleasantly surprised.” — MTV

I think that quote should be on the poster for the movie. Right under a blown up photo of Megan Fox bending over. “Pleasantly surprised? Why, that’s good enough of an endorsement for me,” my penis would tell me brain.

The trailer for Bad Teacher starring Cameron Diaz, Jason Segel and Justin Timberlake was pleasantly surprising. That’s not saying much considering my standards are already so low for any Cameron Diaz movie.

But hey, Bad Santa with a teacher may be actually decent. I don’t want to give it too much credit just yet but it certainly helps that Cameron Diaz gets hit in the head. And you know what? Cameron as a teacher with a filthy mouth sort of works. As long as she isn’t pretending to be the sexy one or… damn, she’s in a car wash scene and everyone is staring at her? I hate when movies ask me to suspend disbelief.

Drew Barrymore and that Mac guy recently ended their relationship. I know it broke some of your hearts, but don’t worry, she’s found another guy to plow by the name of Jason Segel. The dude from Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Prison Break. Us Magazine reports:

On Saturday night, the casually clad actress, 33, and Segel, 28, (who were reportedly spotted smooching November 28 at L.A.’s Chateau Marmont) hit the
Brass Monkey Bar, where they belted out the “Rainbow Connection” on the karaoke stage.

“Drew and Jason were obviously dating because they were kissing and touching each other throughout the night,” a source told Usmagazine.com.

Club performer Elaine Roberts claims they’re just friends and it’s not serious. Other sources claim they’re friends with “a little benefits.” In other news, I didn’t think I could have cared less about Drew Barrymore, but here I am, caring much, much less. Thank you Us for proving me wrong.