SugarDVD have retracted their $500,000 offer for Lauren Conrad’s sex tape. The porn company insists this decision was due to Jason Wahler’s recent Seattle arrest. Not only that, SugarDVD is discouraging other companies from buying the tape. Sugar says,

“We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department.”

However, TMZ has learned the supposed sex tape is very “vanilla” with not an ounce of hardcore sex and that Jason and Lauren were basically messing around. Of course, this was probably the biggest factor in scrapping the release. Still, there’s good news for the people anticipating the release. Since Lauren Conrad is just another nondescript blond idiot living in LA, it shouldn’t be too hard to find a substitute video on the internet. Or if you want to meet her, put a blond wig on a mannequin. It’ll have a bit more personality and the dinner talk won’t make you put a fork through your throat.

Jason Wahler of “The Hills” was arrested over the weekend for punching a security guard and passing out in a hallway at the Marriott hotel. When a police officer woke him up he called them a “nigger” and a “faggot”.

Two police officers found him passed out on the third floor, reeking of alcohol, and woke him up. Wahler then “repeatedly” called Officer C. DePina, who is not black, a “n—–” and a “f—–,” DePina wrote in the report. “Wahler stated he was rich and would have my ass. Wahler made vague threats to assault officers.”

Wahler was already set to serve 60 days in jail starting in May for punching a city worker. This guy is a real winner. But, the question on everybody’s mind is why any news outlet would pick this story up. He’s just another privileged reality show douche bag. Such a slow news day.