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Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Named Their Kid Leo?

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem’s son’s name has been shrouded in mystery ever since his birth. But Spanish film director Santiago Segura, a friend of the two, may have given ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz Gave Birth

In Spanish. On Tuesday morning, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem welcomed their first child at Cedars-Sinai as reported by Hola! El primer hijo del matrimonio vino al mundo el pasado sábado ... Read More »

Javier Bardem Has a Tiny Penis

Esquire interviewed Javier Bardem where he talked about being a hypochondriac and his tiny penis. Huh? What? Bardem climbs down to the diving platform, but he sees another boat that has ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz Confirms Pregnancy

Turns out Penelope Cruz’s reps are liars and Life & Style isn’t. A rep on Tuesday told Us that Penelope is actually four and a half months pregnant. Cruz was ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz Is Not Pregnant

Reps for Penelope Cruz have denied earlier reports that she’s pregnant. “It’s not exactly the kind of movie you want to be doing if you’re pregnant,” a source said. The Spanish ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz Is Pregnant

Life & Style says the main reason Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz married is because she’s pregnant and all of Javier’s attempts at pushing Penelope down the stairs have failed. A ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Are Married

Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz exchanged vows in a small, private ceremony at a friend’s home in the Bahamas early this month. The two started dating in 2007 and have ... Read More »

Well Played, Penelope Cruz

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem hit up the beach in Brazil to play a little “No, YOU’RE ass is firmer!” before Penelope left for Rome to attend the premiere of ... Read More »

Woody Allen Is Humorless

Did I say humorless? I meant humorful. Is that a word? I don’t think so because it’s being underlined in red. I’ll have to look that up. Anyway, in an ... Read More »

Cruz and Bardem to Marry

I’m not sure why you’d care, but Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem are planning to marry. The National Enquirer said his mom told him to do it. “Pilar took her son ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz Does the Bikini Thing

Penelope Cruz hung out with Javier Bardem in France over Easter weekend. She in her bikini, he in his trunks. They made out on the balcony and relaxed in sun ... Read More »