Everyone has a secret baby. I feel so left out. First Sandra Bullock debuted a black baby out of nowhere. Now Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton reveal they welcomed a new baby a few months ago. Which means Hilarie somehow hid her pregnancy for almost a year.

The actress, who divorced One Tree Hill assistant director Ian Prange in 2008, was not photographed in public between May 6, 2009, and April 20, 2010. For his part, Morgan is already familiar with daddy duties: He learned just last March that he had a son, now 5, with actress Sherrie Ross.

With all these surprise babies, it feels like I should get a chick pregnant, throw the baby in a pitch black basement and then four months later go on the cover of PEOPLE to show-off my mole baby.

Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Grey’s Anatomy, Weeds and Watchmen, just found out he had a 4-year-old son with actress/producer Sherrie Rose. Rose confirmed the rumor to Us. The source went on that Morgan is shocked but wants to be in the kid’s life. The standard, acceptable response.

Geez. Jeffrey should have done what I did and moved to a different state, changed his name and appearance. I find wearing a monocle and top hat and calling yourself Mr. Peanut makes a great disguise. Plus, you seem really classy.

After only two months, Mary-Louise Parker has called off her engagement to her Weeds co-star Jeffrey Dean Morgan. The Associated Press reports,

The person, who requested anonymity because of the sensitive nature of the relationship, said the couple had differing lifestyles, but that Parker holds Morgan in the highest regard and hopes they remain friends.

This goes to show that you should always ask for anal before you get engaged. Rookie mistake Jeffrey.