Jena Malone headed out of the Arclight in LA after a movie premiere wearing a sheer black top and everyone already knows what happens to sheer black tops when a camera flash hits it and the person isn’t wearing a bra. *Licks fingers, pinches nipples*

The full trailer for Sucker Punch starring Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Vanessa Hudgens, Jena Malone, Carla Gugino, Jon Hamm and directed by Zack Snyder is out. Zack’s films are usually hit or miss like 300 which sounded awesome but the pacing and editing were terrible and Watchmen which was alright. Hopefully Sucker Punch follows this upward trend and is spectacular because if I have to sit through a bunch of scenes haphazardly edited together because they “look cool” I… I’ll probably sit there and take it. But I won’t be happy about it! I’ll probably write Zack an angry letter or maybe just think about writing one. Yea, so.. there!

Jena Malone showed up at the Tropic Thunder premiere with this haircut. And since stereotypes are awesome, I’m going to say that she’s gay and that’s her girlfriend next to her. Being a lesbian is the cool thing to do in Hollywood now. Especially if you make a sex tape. Please take that into consideration Jena and hot blonde chick.

The only reason I know who Jena Malone is is because she was in Donnie Darko. Well, here she is in Queensland, Australia shooting The Ruins. A horror movie about killer vines. Yes, killer vines.

A group of friends whose leisurely Mexican holiday takes a turn for the worse when they, along with a fellow tourist embark on a remote archaeological dig in the jungle, where something evil lives among the ruins.

Vines? Vines?! I don’t care if it’s based on a book. It sounds lame. The only saving grace would be if they had vine rape or attempted vine rape (thanks MPAA). That’s a scary situation. One time I fell asleep for 20 years and it almost happened to me. Good thing I woke up and moved five feet away.