Jenna Jameson tells Us Magazine that “Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible,” confirming an earlier rumor by the New York Post. Jenna says she and Tito are still in shock. Shock that her womb can still cultivate life after having been eviscerated …
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Remember to neuter and spay your Jenna Jameson
August 8th, 20083 comments
I wonder if Jenna Jameson would have agreed to do this had she known the more subtle implications of this PETA ad. For example, “Sometimes, too much sex can be a bad thing.” PETA implies that you need only look at the zombie to the left as proof. And “Help prevent unwanted animals from being …
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Jenna Jameson is expecting
August 6th, 20086 comments
The NY Post today congratulates Jenna Jameson on her pregnancy with ex-UFC, now Affliction, fighter, Tito Ortiz.
“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”
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Jenna Jameson plays a zombie stripper
July 29th, 2008Respond
BREAKING: Jenna Jameson found an acting job that doesn’t require her to do DP or anal. Instead, she plays a zombie stripper in Zombie Strippers!, a movie destined to sink to the fiery pits of the IMDB bottom 250. Here are a few stills from the movie to highlight that fact.
Jenna Jameson is a good example
June 16th, 2008Respond
If you ever have a daughter and wanted to keep her from ever doing porn, just show her these glamorous pictures of Jenna Jameson. Decades in the sex industry have whittled her once soft features into that of a grotesque fug monster.
40 years from now if Jenna’s penis ravaged womb magically found the ability to …
Jenna Jameson is just like Angelina Jolie
May 23rd, 2008Respond
Jenna Jameson told UsMagazine that, after two failed marriages to a porn star and porn studio owner, she has no desire to marry, but is keen on having children. Jenna is currently dating UFC fighter Tito Ortiz who’s last match is this Saturday. One in which he will most likely lose unless he pulls something …
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Jenna Jameson, drugs? Say it ain’t so
May 2nd, 2008Respond
The Sun alleges Jenna Jameson was kicked out of Chinawhite for attempting to do drugs in the bathroom. Jenna was celebrating with Chelsea stars for their win over Liverpool when she asked one of her friends to go to the bathroom to “touch up her make-up.” Having no idea what any of that means, here’s …
Jenna Jameson unveils herself
March 11th, 20081 comment
Jenna Jameson unveiled her new PETA pleather ad on Monday. It was everything you hoped it wouldn’t be. An old, leathery, emaciated Jenna Jameson standing in front of her less old, emaciated and leathery self. In print!
Unsure of how this would convince me to substitute leather with the more animal friendly pleather, I went to …
