The Sun alleges Jenna Jameson was kicked out of Chinawhite for attempting to do drugs in the bathroom. Jenna was celebrating with Chelsea stars for their win over Liverpool when she asked one of her friends to go to the bathroom to “touch up her make-up.” Having no idea what any of that means, here’s …
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Jenna Jameson unveils herself
March 11th, 20081 comment
Jenna Jameson unveiled her new PETA pleather ad on Monday. It was everything you hoped it wouldn’t be. An old, leathery, emaciated Jenna Jameson standing in front of her less old, emaciated and leathery self. In print!
Unsure of how this would convince me to substitute leather with the more animal friendly pleather, I went to …
Jenna Jameson is very inspiring
March 10th, 20083 comments
PETA clearly has their fingers placed firmly on the pulse of pop-culture because how else would they know how to goad impressionable young folk into giving up their cow killing, leathery ways. In a meeting that ostensibly took place in the late 90’s, PETA decided that combining an old porn icon — Jenna Jameson — …
Jenna Jameson pops out of a cake for Tito
January 29th, 20081 comment
Jenna Jameson did her yearly pop-out-of-cake dance for her boyfriend Tito Ortiz’s birthday. I’m confused. They say ugly girls hang out with uglier, fatter girls to look prettier by comparison. So, why then, is Jenna Jameson dancing with these sexy ladies? Shouldn’t her backup dancers be women who won’t overshadow her. Say, burn victims or …
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Jenna Jameson is, uhm…
January 28th, 20081 comment
Jenna Jameson made an appearance at the Bank Nightclub opening in Las Vegas over the weekend and if you were expecting that by some magical happenstance, Jenna would transform into the seductive porn star she once was, then what you’re about to see may shock you. Absolutely shock you, I say!
Jenna Jameson retires from porn
January 14th, 20082 comments
Jenna Jameson appeared at the AVN Awards in Vegas over the weekend to announce her retirement from porn. She went up to the podium and said, “I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry ever,” drawing a lot of boos from the crowd.
If you’ve been paying attention to any of the …
Jenna Jameson is something else
January 11th, 20087 comments
Jenna Jameson walked the runway at the Troy Kingdom Fashion Show yesterday. You may be wondering, “Does Jenna know she lives near a toxic waste dump?” Others may even be thinking, “I used to masturbate to her?” You know what I’m thinking? If I pour bleach into my eyes, will I go temporarily blind or …
Jenna Jameson blows kisses
December 31st, 20071 comment
Quick! Duck! STDs supposedly are not airborne viruses, but science has not officially studied this girl yet. However, my sources say her STDs are stored in underground, airtight containers. One flick of the finger by Bush and little crabs will descend on the Taliban like Airborne Rangers.
Now, those are just MY sources, so I can’t …
