November 30th, 2007
Jenna Jameson and business partner / Heatherette designer Richie Rich are opening a bar called The General Store in an old whorehouse in Chinatown.
The bar, to be called The General Store, will have a store in front where the duo will sell Richie’s designs and clothing picked by Jameson.
They probably renovated, remodeled and cleaned everything, …
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October 16th, 2007
Jenna Jameson walked the Heatherette runway again yesterday. By now, I’m assuming Heatherette is like the freak show of fashion. Other people have skinny models modeling haute couture. Heatherette goes the other way around and has crack whores, extreme anorexics, basically, the dregs of society modeling their stuff. I’m surprised there wasn’t a girl with …
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September 12th, 2007
Jenna Jameson walked the Heatherette show the other day and freaked my penis out. Seriously. It’s trying to run away from me as we speak. Bad penis, stay. Stay. Screw it. I’m going to knock it out with a hammer for its own good.
Note: Halloween came early this year. There’s more.
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August 28th, 2007
Jenna Jameson used to be one of the top porn stars in the business. Now she’s an old, decrepit whore which makes this picture really, really gross. It doesn’t help that Tito Ortiz look like a gorilla. And that tongue. I don’t even want to know who it belongs to. This looks like a scene …
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August 14th, 2007
If you guessed Jenna Jameson to be 42, you’d be wrong. She’s 33 and this is gross. I go to the beach to relax and hope some girl loses her top in the water. I don’t go to the beach to watch a girl from a third world country jump up and down. If Jenna …
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June 1st, 2007
Jenna Jameson showed up in Vienna, Austria look as fugly as ever. I’m not sure what’s up with her. She’s gross and she’s a porn star. I know porn isn’t 100% cream of the crop or even 50% cream of the crop, but Jesus. If you told me this thing would be sucking me off, …
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April 9th, 2007
Jenna Jameson has become so increasingly affected by her divorce that her fans have began to suffer. Last weekend at the Exxxoitca convention in Miami Beach, Jenna was supposed to show up for six hours in two days, but arrived late both days and left 45 minutes early the second day. Her management wasn’t too …
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March 30th, 2007
A major production company wants to turn Jenna Jameson’s book “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star” into a movie. However, Jenna has been pissing off the big wigs by not showing up for meetings. One source claims the xxx-star has a valid excuse.
“She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and …
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