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Jennifer Aniston Manages to Still Be Boring

Jennifer Aniston also showed up in a bikini over the weekend. She was in Cabo and these pictures somehow got extremely boring. It’s weird because Aniston’s got all the necessary ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston’s Dog Is Dying

Looks like the only male that had no means to leave Jennifer Aniston is resorting to death. OK! Magazine reports Jennifer’s 14-year-old corgi-terrier mix, Norman, is “old and hasn’t ... Read More »

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston Possibly Back Together

Multiple sources confirm that Jennifer Aniston, the childless, desperate woman with a biological clock so loud that it drowns out Big Ben, and John Mayer, the douchebag fame whore, have ... Read More »

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston Have a Secret Meeting

The rumor is that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston still keep in touch. So we have this. The Daily Mail says Pitt and Aniston recently held a secret rendezvous at ... Read More »

Aniston Is Crying

The “Jennifer Aniston is still not over Brad” watch continues. Page Six says a few weeks ago Aniston was late coming out of her trailer to film scenes for The ... Read More »

The Immaculate Conception

According to OK! Magazine, Jennifer Aniston plans on being pregnant by 41. Aniston turned 40 in February and there’s no man in her life so it’s safe to say it’s ... Read More »

Jessica Biel Is a Threat to You

And not just because of her barbaric build and unchecked masculinity. Security technology company McAfee Inc. released a list comprised of the most dangerous celebrity searches that may cause ... Read More »

Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston Hold Hands

They really want Jennifer Aniston not to look like an old maid. The latest rumor is that she’s been hanging out with co-star Gerard Butler again. They were even seen ... Read More »

Is… Is That Jennifer Aniston’s Vag?

The New York Post must be staffed by a bunch of perverts because they published a partial image of Jennifer Aniston’s vag from when she was on set shooting scenes ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Still Whiny

Bradley Cooper dated Jennifer Aniston’s fug ass for a brief second and then left her for the perma-lemon-faced Renee Zellweger. Jennifer Aniston feels “screwed over” by Cooper’s decision. Friends say ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Has Moved on *Snicker*

Jennifer Aniston continues her years-long series of interviews, this time in ELLE magazine, where she claims she’s proud and happy of being single and isn’t lonely, and doesn’t need your ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Sunk Her Claws Into Someone New

I don’t know why everyone thinks Bradley Cooper is a douchebag. He seems pretty cool. Which is why it’s so confusing that he would date Jennifer Aniston. Last month, Cooper denied ... Read More »

At Least Jennifer Aniston Still Has Her Sense of Humor

I’ll give it to Jennfier Aniston. She may be boring, fugly and still obsessed over Brad Pitt, but at least she knows how to self-deprecate with the best of them. ... Read More »

Betrayer, Thy Name Is Courtney Cox

Courtney Cox is supposedly best friends with Jennifer Aniston but she was caught having a gay old time chatting up the enemy at a Chris Cornell concert Sunday night. Cox ... Read More »

John Mayer Really Wants You to Know All of Jennifer Aniston’s Faults

I think John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are broken up. Truthfully, I haven’t been following this. She’s ugly and he’s annoying so why would I? Anyway, judging by this new ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Wants David Schwimmer’s Babies

The National Enquirer is reporting on a story most likely leaked to get publicity for Jennifer Aniston’s new movie The Baster. A source tells NE that this movie mimics Jennifer ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Sort of a Bitch

More surprising news today. Jennifer Aniston is acting the diva on the set of her new movie The Baster. “Jen kept mostly to herself,” one on-set source reveals. “She didn’t talk ... Read More »

John Mayer Twittered Too Much

Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer because he twittered too much. That’s the news coming from Star (via Telegraph). Friends of Aniston say Mayer spent hours on Twitter despite ... Read More »

John Mayer Wants to Write a Tell-All

Since John Mayer hasn’t yet fully exploited his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, he’s going to write a tell-all which would share the “intimate” details of their relationship and will be ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Can’t Keep a Man

E!’s Marc Malkin claims Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have split again, further cementing the prophecy that Aniston will be alone for the rest of her life. Sources say John ... Read More »