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Jennifer Aniston bikini paddling a surfboard

August 20th, 20073 comments

In hopes of staying relevant, Jennifer Aniston was in a bikini top out in Hawaii where Jennifer Garner was a while back, doing the same stupid thing. Paddling a surfboard. Does anyone care about her anymore? It’s over for this girl. She’s not a good actor and she’s pretty much screwed out of everything else. …

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Jennifer Aniston still pathetic

August 8th, 2007Respond

Hmm, you don’t say.
Star reports that Jennifer Aniston and recovering cocaine addict / British model Paul Sculfor have broken up “leaving Jen without a man again”. A source says Paul wants to stay clean and doesn’t want to be sucked into Hollywood’s world of drugs. Although Paul never alleges Jennifer does drugs, he believes it’s …

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Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston kiss

March 28th, 2007Respond

That’s it? That’s the kiss everyone was hyping up? From what I heard, I expected Jennifer to shove her tongue so far down Courtney’s throat that she started to gag. Instead, this. How very edgy.

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Jennifer Aniston topless

February 10th, 20073 comments

Big news of the day is that someone leaked a photo of a topless Jennifer Aniston from The Break-Up. The NSFW one shown below. I don’t see anything irregular with her mammies, but being the cautious guy that I am, I need to do a very thorough inspection with Barry Manilow playing in the background. …

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Vince Vaughn is a chump

February 2nd, 2007Respond

Vince Vaughn’s friends claim Vince is desperate to win Jennifer Aniston back. Ever since breaking up, Vince has regretted his decision and has become lonely. Now that news of Jennifer Aniston wanting to adopt has surfaced, Vince feels even worse about the split.
The source added, “Vince feels responsible for Jennifer’s situation, because without him she’s …

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In other news

January 31st, 2007Respond

Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s kiss on Dirt isn’t going to be as hot as everyone thought. Also, she tells some lies about her recent nose …

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In other news

January 24th, 2007Respond

Durrr. Happy Wednesday and lets hope those see through pics of Scarlett Johansson finally show up.

Live blogging of American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile. Wow, I thought I was the only one who loved pain. [Pajiba]
Top Chef’s Marcel gets beat down by a girl with a bottle. [Evil Beet]
Anna Nicole and Larry Birkhead insult each …

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In other news

January 16th, 2007Respond

For those that don’t know, you can get the feed emailed to you daily. Now some notes about Vegas. It was cold as hell while the line for Pure was 300 people long. Next time I’m gonna figure out how to get on the VIP list so I can just woosh in after a buffet.

Lindsay …

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