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Jennifer Aniston’s Hair Costs $56,000 Per Week

Jennifer Aniston has spent an estimated $56,000 a week to have her hair stylist, Chris McMillan, accompany her on her Marley & Me tour. Chris’ job is an important one. ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Has Made It

While Angelina Jolie is being nominated for her fancy awards, Jennifer Aniston is promoting Marley & Me in Germany by eating dog biscuits. Point, Aniston. Aniston and Owen Wilson showed up ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Presents in Front of Jolie and Pitt

Last night, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie finally met. Kind of, sort of. Aniston presented Best Animated Feature with Jack Black while in Jolie and Brad Pitt’s direct line of ... Read More »

Everyone Hates Jennifer Aniston

If there were ever a movie made about female race car star Danica Patrick, she would prefer if Angelina Jolie played her. Not Jennifer Aniston though. That would be utterly ... Read More »

Jen and Angelina Set to Do Battle

On Feb. 21 at the Night Before the Oscars party in Beverly Hills, two arch-enemies will meet for the first time since 2005 when Brad left Jennifer and started making ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston’s Legs Hit Up Leno

Jennifer Aniston went on The Tonight Show the other day to discuss the many ways one can silence the ticking of their biological clock. That or she was promoting a ... Read More »

In Which We Find Out John Mayer Is Still 12

At a recent taping of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen asked John if he often stays overnight at Jennifer Aniston’s house. John Mayer admitted that he did, but deemed them ... Read More »

$4 Mil Not Enough for Jennifer Aniston to Get Naked for Playboy

Jennifer Aniston has turned down a $4 million offer to pose nude for Playboy. The National Enquirer claims Hugh Hefner’s rejected offer could have netted Aniston almost $10 million with ... Read More »

Aniston vs Jolie Still Going

Egged on by John Mayer, Jennifer Aniston plans to upstage Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the Oscars by being a presenter. True, Aniston may not be nominated for an ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Hit the Beach in a Bikini

Jennifer Aniston is un-relatable, unlikable and un-everything due to her incessant bitching and moaning. Yet, somehow her movie Marley & Me has been number one at the box office for ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Still Going on About It

Jennifer Aniston keeps talking about how the whole Brad and Angelina thing doesn’t affect her but you know it secretly does. She must see Brad’s face in everything from clouds ... Read More »

Guess What Jennifer Aniston Is Talking About?

Jennifer Aniston would like you to believe that she’s over Angelina Jolie stealing Brad but the truth is she’s not. Which is why in every interview she sounds like a ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Braless Again

Jennifer Aniston is irrelevant and ugly but she has nice tits. She doesn’t like to show them of course because she holds herself to higher standards than others which is ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Loves Watching Herself

Jennifer Aniston loves watching reruns of Friends because she’s in love with herself and will defend the show against anyone who says it sucks. “There are times I don’t even remember ... Read More »

No, You’re Uncool!

The Chicago Sun-Times says Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were taken aback by the interview Jennifer Aniston did with Vogue in which she said it was “uncool” for Angelina to ... Read More »

“What Angelina Did Was Very Uncool”

Jennifer Aniston has finally broken the silence about Angelina Jolie. In the upcoming Vogue, Aniston musters the courage to give Angelina a piece of her mind. Aniston tells Vogue: “What ... Read More »

Star Claims Jennifer Aniston Having Twins

Star Magazine claims Jennifer Aniston is readying herself for twins with John Mayer. Nearing 40, Star says her biological clock is ticking away and as a result, she’s frozen her ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Hates Dogs

Despite starring alongside Owen Wilson in the upcoming dog centric film, Marley & Me, Jennifer Aniston still despises all canines. Talking to the LA Times, Aniston said she was wary ... Read More »

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston to Marry

First there were rumors of an unfortunate (for us) pregnancy. Now there are rumors that Jennifer Aniston might marry John Mayer and that it was Jen who made the first ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant? Doubtful

NW Magazine is running a story that an unplanned pregnancy is behind the reunion of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen ... Read More »