The 33rd Annual People’s Choice Awards were held last night. I didn’t watch it because I was busy eating. Also, I had no idea it was on yesterday. It’s not liked it mattered much because as long as we have pictures of all the pretty people then everything is gravy.
Among the arrivals were Hayden Panettiere, …

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Here’s some news to fill that void in your soul.

Eddie Murphy outshines Jennifer Hundson who outshines Beyonce? Wacky. [Pajiba]
Shanna Moakler is horny. Me too. Me too. [Celebslam]
Mel Gibson has a secret love child. Also the GBCA’s. [Celebrity Smack]
Lakers fans hate Britney Spears. [The Evil Beet]
Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Rocky Balboa premiere. [Bastardly]
Billy Idol has a …

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Jennifer Aniston recently put her name forward to guest star on the still popular show 24. But just like what happens in her relationships, they rejected her. The producer’s excuse is
You can’t put those people on (the show) because they’re too recognisable. They’ll take you (viewers) out of the reality.
Also rejected once before was Ben …

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Vince Vaughn has finally dumped Jennifer Aniston. At least that’s how I picture it. There hasn’t been anyone caring too much about the couple, but when Vince Vaughn, who’s been filming Fred Claus, decided to stay in Budapest rather than in LA with Aniston, the rumors started again. Vince in fact has been partying at …

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Nicole Richie won an award. Too bad this was one of those sarcastic awards.
Snoop Dogg was arrested again. Guess what for? Possession.
Why were the Bush twins asked to leave Argentina? BWE knows why.
Excercise with Jennifer Aniston. Great for depression.
Owen Wilson didn’t buy Kate Hudson an engagement ring.
The Carter brothers are kind of ugly. Did I …

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Sienna Miller is a famous actress - After being thrown out of Young’s Tavern in Pittsburgh because she didn’t have ID, Sienna Miller took off her hat and said ‘I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress!’ Oh damn, no one recognized her under that hat. Hey, you’re the girl who called Pittsburgh Shitsburgh …

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In news that is sure to bore, Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston have broken up and Aniston has canceled plans to visit Vince in London. Vaughn says “It’s not common knowledge, but we’re not together anymore�. Cry me a river.
People stopped caring after that whole debacle of what magazine said what and when and if …

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Jennifer Aniston has told People that she is not engaged despite all the rumors stating the opposite.
“I’m not engaged and I don’t have a ring and I haven’t been proposed to,” Aniston said in a telephone conversation she initiated to debunk the engagement rumors. “Normally we don’t even acknowledge these things because they’re endless, at …

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