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Jennifer Garner Finally Popped Out That Baby

I kept forgetting Jennfer Garner was pregnant again but it doesn’t matter anymore because she just gave birth. A source tells Us that Jennifer popped out her third kid, a baby boy ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner Is So Pregnant

Look at the size of that thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if that baby burst through her stomach right now and went “Ooooh, yeeea!” like the Kool-Aid man. Read More »

This Week in Magazines

Hopefully this is the start of a new feature where I go over all the photoshoots we missed this day/week. - To start off, here’s the hottest bisexual in Hollywood, Amber ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner Had to Introduce Her Kid to Thongs

Jennifer Garner told Ellen DeGeneres how she had to explain thongs to her 5-year-old daughter Violet. One day Violet followed Jennifer Garner into the bathroom and said her ass was ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner Is preggers

Ben Affleck’s sperm has conquered Jennifer Garner’s uterus for the third time. Affleck and Garner announced the news in a one-line statement. A one-sentence statement released Monday says the actors are ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner brought a dolphin to orgasm

Jennifer Garner must have been really hot back then because not even dolphins could keep their grubby little fins off of her. Garner was on Letterman promoting Valentine’s Day where ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow likes to keep in touch

If you thought being on Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP mailing list was bad, wait until she starts writing you personal letters like she does to the married Ben Affleck. Paltrow’s been ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck need a sex counselor

Star Magazine is great. Most of their stories don’t pan out and sometimes aren’t even remotely accurate, but they don’t care, they keep trudging along. Today’s story from Star says ... Read More »

Seraphina Rose Elizabeth Affleck

Everyone has been waiting with baited breath to hear what Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck named their second kid (not really). People bet that it was going to be either ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner birthed another baby

Jennifer Garner popped out another baby girl Tuesday afternoon. This is her and husband Ben Affleck’s second daughter. Their first, Violet, was born in December 2005. No further information was ... Read More »

They can’t stop reproducing

Matt Damon is a father: Matt Damon and wife, Luciana, welcomed another girl on Wednesday, Aug. 20th. She will join sisters Isabella, 2, and Alexia, 10, and bring estrogen levels ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner is revealing

Someone should tell Jennifer Garner I can see down her shirt… or not. I’m fine either way. Bonus: Jennifer Garner in Arena. Read More »

Jennifer Garner pregnant again

Victor Garber, Jennifer Garner’s co-star on Alias, accidentally let slip that Jennifer is pregnant for the second time. Us Weekly reports: “Yes, she is,” Garber, who currently stars on ABC’s Eli ... Read More »

Ben and Jennifer might divorce too

Ted Casablanca at E! claims that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are about to divorce. Much like Madonna and Guy, the two have rarely been seen together. When asked, Affleck’s ... Read More »

Tom Cruise auditioned his wives

Ex-scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promo films for the cult, claims that Tom Cruise had a hard time landing a girlfriend after his split from Penelope Cruz in ... Read More »

Gary Busey is crazy

Last night, Ryan Seacrest tried to conduct an interview with Jennifer Garner and Laury Linney on the red carpet when an attention whoring Gary Busey suddenly appeared and shouted, “I’ve ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner escaped Scientology

In life, we often make choices that seem trivial at the time, but turn out to affect our entire future. Jennifer Garner made one of these choices in 2004 when ... Read More »

Violet’s head is protected

Two questions that come to mind. 1. Is this really necessary? 2. Would it be better or worse if it was a helmet? Read More »

She’s beautiful on the inside…

FADE IN: INT. CEDARS-SINAI HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY A scream pierces the maternity ward. Ben Affleck holds up a misshapen object with a heartbeat. Jennifer Garner lays unconscious on a hospital bed. ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner is animated

Jennifer Garner was on some German show “Wetten Das?” where I assume she was either promoting her movie or doing the Soulja Boy. I really don’t know. I’m only posting ... Read More »