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Someone wants J. Lo’s baby

February 14th, 2008Respond

The Long Island hospital Jennifer Lopez will probably give birth in is said to be running “pink drills” to ensure no one babynaps her twins.
Sources at North Shore Medical Center tell TMZ the hospital conducted a “Code Pink” drill last Friday — “Code Pink” is code for locking down the hospital to prevent a kidnapping …

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Jennifer Lopez is business savvy

February 8th, 2008Respond

Jennifer Lopez hopes to give birth to her twins on Thursday, February 14. To all you lonely, desperate people, that’s not just another day of TV dinners and new episodes of Lost, it’s Valentine’s day. Also known as the day you curse God for making you look like an Elephant man and the day I …

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Jennifer Lopez is having twins

February 6th, 2008Respond

Jennifer Lopez’s dad, David, confirmed in an interview with Escándalo TV that Jennifer Lopez is indeed having twins.
“The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it’s a hereditary thing.”
“I’m very proud. Jennifer has yearned to be a mother for many years,” he said.
“In Puerto Rico it’s custom to buy an azabache …

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Disney’s celebrity re-imagination

January 25th, 20084 comments

For whatever reason, Disney started a campaign of using celebrities as Disney characters. They have Tina Fey as Tinkerbell, Giselle Bundchen and Mikhail Baryshnikov as Wendy and Peter Pan, Whoopi Goldberg as Genie, Jessica Biel as Pocahontas and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin. Missing from the set are Paris and Nicky …

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J. Lo is in hiding

December 18th, 2007Respond

Jennifer Lopez is reportedly so freaked out over the side-effects from her pregnancy that she has gone into hiding. Evidently, no one told her getting fat was part of the deal. Curse you mother nature.
“She is huge and freaking out. Her face has become really puffy from retaining a lot of water,” a source told …

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Jennifer Lopez announces her pregnancy

November 8th, 2007Respond

Jennifer Lopez, who I refuse to call J. Lo unless it’s to mock her, officially announced her pregnancy at the end of her concert series at Miami’s American Airlines Arena.
“Marc and I are expecting,” she said as the crowd of 10,000 erupted. Anthony then bent over and kissed his wife’s belly. ”I didn’t know she …

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Jennifer Lopez is pregnant

November 7th, 20071 comment

Jennifer Lopez was at a charity baseball game in Miami looking pregnant. Pregnant and boring. If anyone can explain to me what her purpose is at this game, then let me know because she doesn’t look like she’s playing. Look real close and you can see the tail of Marc Anthony’s mutant baby sticking out …

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Jennifer Lopez’s career is doing great

October 31st, 20071 comment

After the flop that was El Cantante, Jennifer Lopez needed a film that would breathe some life into her career. Preferably something Oscar worthy. Sadly, Bordertown is not that film. In fact, Bordertown is so far from that film that it’s going direct to video. Page Six writes,
“Bordertown” - where J. Lo plays a reporter …

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