During a recent concert, a fan kept blowing under Jennifer Lopez’s dress, revealing her baby bump. Now, Page Six says Jennifer Lopez is set to announce her pregnancy in her hometown at Saturday’s concert at Madison Square Garden. Scientists around the world are said to be on the edge of their seats, eager to discover …

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Jennifer Lopez took time off from her busy schedule of doing nothing to do a spread for the November issue of Arena Magazine. To this day I still don’t know what Arena Magazine is about. I’m pretty sure I looked it up one time. That’s why I’m not going to look it up again. You’ll …

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Jennifer Lopez was at a fashion show modeling her clothes and had, what seemed to be, a baby growing inside of her. Armed with my x-ray glasses normally reserved for women’s locker rooms, women’s bathrooms and other rooms of group female nudity, I confirmed that there is indeed a fetus inside of her or a …

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Jennifer Lopez showed up at the El Cantante premiere looking like this. She was going for the one-color look. Popular among animals looking to hide from predators. If you spun Helen Keller around 50 times and told her to style J.Lo, it’d be better than this. A hungry bear would have done better than this.

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A crazy animal rights activist has threatened to kill Jennifer Lopez in public, “just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.” Jennifer believes the letters are idle threats from a lunatic and have largely ignored them. Husband Marc Anthony disagrees.
“He has hired two off-duty police officers, in addition to her usual security team, to …

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have denied any affiliation with Scientology, but according to Fox News they are now more into it than ever.
My sources tell me that as recently as December, Lopez and Anthony were taking professional business meetings at Scientology’s Celebrity Center in Hollywood.
Anthony is said to have taken the “purification” course, a …

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In an interview with Miami’s NBC 6, Jennifer Lopez revealed that her father, David Lopez, is a, GASP!, Scientologist. She defended the religion, but at the same time made it clear she wasn’t a part of it.
“My dad has been a Scientologist for 20 years. It’s weird people want to paint it in a negative …

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Jennifer Lopez really wants to get pregnant. Apparently the only thing that she can do now is to turn to Scientology and use their “cleansing process” as suggested by Leah Remini.
“When a Scientologist says ‘purified’ or ‘cleansed,’ what they’re talking about is the purification rundown,” says Rick Ross of Cultnews.com, “which usually involves large doses …

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