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Jennifer Lopez Is Orange

Jennifer Lopez showed up at the El Cantante premiere looking like this. She was going for the one-color look. Popular among animals looking to hide from predators. If you spun ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez Is Under Attack

A crazy animal rights activist has threatened to kill Jennifer Lopez in public, “just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.” Jennifer believes the letters are idle threats from ... Read More »

J. Lo and Marc Anthony Are Secret Scientologists?

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have denied any affiliation with Scientology, but according to Fox News they are now more into it than ever. My sources tell me that as recently ... Read More »

J.Lo’s Dad Is a Scientologist

In an interview with Miami’s NBC 6, Jennifer Lopez revealed that her father, David Lopez, is a, GASP!, Scientologist. She defended the religion, but at the same time made it ... Read More »

J. Lo Drinks the Kool-Aid

Jennifer Lopez really wants to get pregnant. Apparently the only thing that she can do now is to turn to Scientology and use their “cleansing process” as suggested by Leah ... Read More »

Marc Anthony’s Sperm Is Weak

Jennifer Lopez is undergoing fertility treatment in order to get pregnant so she can have two children. So, why doesn’t J. Lo do it the old fashioned way? Oh yea, ... Read More »

J. Lo’s Publicist Denies Pregnancy

In response to Jesse McCartney’s slip of the tongue, Jennifer Lopez’s publicist says that she is 100% not pregnant. Just like I’m 100% not a genius. The commonality between both ... Read More »

There’s Something Growing in J. Lo

…and it’s not my gargantuan penis. In an interview, Jesse McCartney let it slip that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. They were talking about his girlfriend Katie Cassidy and how ... Read More »
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